pop culture jokes

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$15.00 won 8 votes

10 reasons you might be an artist:

10) You were more concerned about the color of your car than the fuel consumption.
9) The highlights in your hair are from your palette and not Clairol.
8) You are having lunch with the girls and the fragrance you wear is eau d'linseed oil.
7) The only piece of new furniture you have in your home is a $2000 easel.
6) You butter your toast with your fingers, just to feel its texture.
5) You talk about going to a show where the pictures don't move.
4) You know what shade of green the lichen on the trees is.
3) You can't find a nice outfit for your date because everything has paint smears on.
2) Your date ends up with paint smears on her/him.

And the final reason you might be an artist...

#1) If you are over age 50 and still have no health insurance.

8 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

Women call me ugly occasionally, but that’s only until they hear how much money I make...

Then they say I’m poor and ugly.

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Q: What do you call Cardi B on a treadmill?

A: Cardi O.

4 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Heandshenanigans" |
0 votes

The twin girls walk into a store. After selecting a few items they go to the cashier.

The cashier looks at them and says, "Are you two girls sisters?"

The twins both laugh and then one says, "Sisters? We aren't even religious."

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posted by "Roger Obecny" |