Why did Blake Shelton break up with Miranda Lambert?
Because her lips didn't taste like sangria!
Did anyone hear about George Clooney's new genealogical website?
It's called, "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou."
Did anyone hear about that new reality show Justin Bieber's got out now?
It's called "Leave it to Bieber"!
What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?