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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 567
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 2995.00
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My wife just sent me a strange text message.

"There's a man on the bus next to me who keeps farting."

I replied, "That's okay. At least he isn't on your bus."

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I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.

If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.

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I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.

It’s not like I did anything!

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My wife just completed a 40-week body building routine...

It's a baby boy, weighing 7 pounds!

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