I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”
"Hard drive?" he asked.
"No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop."
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said, "Sure, knock yourself out!"
I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today...
His mom got really angry!
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion.