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Favorite this joke I went on a date with a girl who said she loved animals.
I said, "I work with animals every day."
She said, "That's so sweet. What do you do?"
I replied, "I'm a butcher!"
We never went on a second date.
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What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
"He-He!"
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles!
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A limbo champion walked into a bar...
He was disqualified.
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