What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

My wife said that last night I was shouting 'Gollum', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins'...

I must've been Tolkien in my sleep.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Do your own research.

What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?

"Fast 10... Your Seat Belts!"