I went on a date with a girl who said she loved animals.
I said, "I work with animals every day."
She said, "That's so sweet. What do you do?"
I replied, "I'm a butcher!"
We never went on a second date.
What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
A limbo champion walked into a bar...
He was disqualified.