What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It becomes a laughing stock.
My wife said that last night I was shouting 'Gollum', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins'...
I must've been Tolkien in my sleep.
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Do your own research.
What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?
"Fast 10... Your Seat Belts!"