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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 62
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 83.00
$9.00 won 5 votes

I went on a date with a girl who said she loved animals.

I said, "I work with animals every day."

She said, "That's so sweet. What do you do?"

I replied, "I'm a butcher!"

We never went on a second date.

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?

"He-He!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$15.00 won 6 votes
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

A limbo champion walked into a bar...

He was disqualified.

5 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |