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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 393
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1970.00
$25.00 won 9 votes

When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.

Now I'm homeless.

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”

"Hard drive?" he asked.

"No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop."

8 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing.

It’s on the house.

4 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”

6 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |