How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
It’s on the house.
I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
He said: “Working from home.”