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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 93
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 159.00
$15.00 won 6 votes
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 10 votes
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My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

I told her she will if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules.

Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone because...

It’s my way or the Huawei...

10 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "Well, I’m a big metal fan."

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?

"He-He!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |