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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 255
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1322.00
$5.00 won 4 votes

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing.

It’s on the house.

4 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”

6 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$15.00 won 6 votes
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 6 votes
 

Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.

I asked: “What are you doing?”

He said: “Working from home.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |