golf jokes

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$15.00 won 9 votes
 

What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes whack and then "Darn!" while a skydiver goes “Darn!” and then whack.

9 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
3 votes

A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.

The golf pro says, "Yes, they are just $1.00 each. "

The guy gives the golf pro a dollar and says he'll take one.

The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in the tray and with a big smile hands the guy a quarter.

3 votes

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
1 votes

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft...

Today, it's called golf.

1 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

Four golfers were approaching the clubhouse green when they saw two ladies approaching.

One golfer commented to another, "Here comes my wife with some old hag she's picked up somewhere."

"And here comes mine with another," retorted the other, icily.

8 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "barber7796" |