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Scientific Golf facts:

New golf balls have a strong attraction to water, and the power of the attraction is directly proportionate to how much the balls cost.

With golf, the slow groups are always in front of you and the quick groups are always behind you.

Golf is the only game where the ball lies poorly, and the golfers lie well.

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Golf balls are like eggs...

They are both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more.

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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!"

Caddy: "I don't think so, sir, that would be too much of a coincidence!"

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The definition of a "gimme" in golf can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers...

Neither of whom can putt very well.

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