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Favorite this joke There was a businesswoman who had just completed a huge development project for an obscenely rich investor. When she was leaving the investor's office he offered her diamonds, rubies and a silver-plated luxury car, but she declined.
The investor insisted, so she said that she just started to golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.
A few weeks later she received a message from him: "So far I have bought you three golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only two of them have swimming pools."
Husband says to his wife, "See you honey, I am off to play Hit and Cuss."
"Hit and Cuss? What's that?" she asked.
He answered, "Well, some people call it golf."
8th Place
won
$7.00
Golfer: "You must be the world's worst caddy!"
Caddy: "No, that would be too much of a coincidence."
5th Place
won
$10.00
Golfers wear two pair of pants.
Why?
In case they get a hole in one.
5th Place
won
$10.00
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