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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1833
# of followers : 6
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eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1714.00
4 votes

- You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.

- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.

- You've just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.

- The collection plate is never passed to the choir.

- There's a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.

- For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.

- You've been known to nod off during the service and don't want the minister/priest to catch you.

- The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.

4 votes

posted by "merk" |
2 votes

A husband is about to leave on a business trip, "Honey, if my business requires me to stay longer in that town. I'll send you a card."

"Don't bother dear, I read it already... it's in the pocket of your coat."

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$8.00 won 1 votes

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac computer. I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said, "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "merk" |
$15.00 won 1 votes

A minister had just finished an excellent fried chicken dinner at the home of a congregation member when he saw a rooster come strutting through the yard.

"That's certainly a proud-looking rooster," the minister commented.

"Yes, sir," replied the farmer. "He has reason to be proud-- one of his sons just entered the ministry."

1 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "merk" |