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Favorite this joke Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!
Have you ever noticed...
How the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, are the ones who arrive last and who will leave during the performance?
An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?"
The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' er drivin'?" he asked the stranger.
"I'm driving," said the stranger.
"Well, that's the quickest way."
A magician comes up to our table and does a card trick.
Impressed, I asked him how he did it.
He says "I can tell you, but I'd then have to kidnap you and take you away."
I said, "Can you tell my mother in law?"
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