entertainment jokes

Is there a difference in a smart person and a stupid person?

No, as both think they know everything.

i enjoy the comedy technique of Self-Deprecation...

But I am not very good with it.

My friend: "I work at Google!"

Me: "That's great, I google at work."

Dietitian: Did you follow the course that I have given you 4 weeks ago?

Client: Yes, of course!

Dietitian: So did you lose at least 4lbs ?

Client: No! I lost 4 weeks!