entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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A husband and wife are sitting on the couch. After a long day at work, they are both just resting and relaxing as they watch a tv show.

Husband: "I am feeling thirsty. Can you please get me some water?"

Wife: "Shall I also get you some pizza as well?"

Husband: "Oh wow! That‘d be great, my mouth is already watering."

Wife: "Good, that means you don't need the water anymore then."

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A: A mushroom.

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Q: What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

A: A coat of paint.

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