At an election booth, a woman was applying electoral ink to her forefinger.
She asked, "How long will this last?"
The officer replied, "60 days!"
The woman asks, "Could you please color my hair as well?"
Is there a difference in a smart person and a stupid person?
No, as both think they know everything.
i enjoy the comedy technique of Self-Deprecation...
But I am not very good with it.
My friend: "I work at Google!"
Me: "That's great, I google at work."