entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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Major Regrets I've Had In 2023:

Spending $250 on that Aaron Rogers Jets jersey.

Buying Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner an early anniversary gift.

Operating a mud bath booth at Burning Man.

Making that World Series bet on the Oakland A's.

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posted by "aod318" |
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The day after the Annual Academy Awards program had aired, my wife and I were riding on the the freeway, when she saw a digital highway information sign which read, "There's no Oscar given for being a lead-foot!"

I quickly responded, "No, but you might get 'slapped' with a ticket!"

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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known...

And then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity?

Trick question.

Chuck Norris never loses.

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posted by "aod318" |