entertainment jokes
Favorite this joke At a store, a lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn't moving at all.
She shouted at the cashier, "Is this line going to take all day long?"
The cashier replied, "Please step aside ma'am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins."
I was trying to lose weight...
I saw cake...
Cake saw me...
Cake has now disappeared!!!
Friend: "You shouldn't be gambling. One day you may win but you will lose the next day. The following day you may win again but the very next day you may lose."
Me: "Oh, I hear you! But don't worry, I will not be gambling daily... only on alternate days!"
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"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."
"Really, like what things?"
"Well, the moon and the stars."
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