entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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"Whose car is this?"

"Mine! I just picked it up from the car dealer. You like it?"

"It's great, congratulations!"

"Thanks, but it's just a second hand one. Would you like to take it for a spin?"

"Really? You don't mind?"

"Not at all."

Five Minutes Later-

"What'd going on? I thought you were taking the car for a spin?

"Just give me a minute. I'm just trying to decide something."

"What?"

"Well, you said it's a second hand car, but I just can't decide which is my first hand and which is the second?"

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posted by "Clown" |
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A man brought some prescription tablets and started cutting off the edges.

Do you know why?

He wanted to avoid the side effects.

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posted by "Clown" |
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Always remember you are unique...

Just like everyone else!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Father: "Take a look at and learn something from your classmate Lucy. She got an A on the last exam."

Son: "Actually Dad, that's the reason I failed... I WAS looking at her."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |