entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"

Wife: "How about on your will?"

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posted by "Shenghen" |
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Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.

Roshan: How did you hurt your head?

Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |
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"Mom says that drinking a buffalo's milk makes us smarter."

"She's lying. If it did make one smarter, then the buffalo's calves would be scientists."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine."

Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one overweight member said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently."

"Do you have anything else to add?" asked the manager.

"Well, yes," said the member. "I also lie extensively."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |