entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$9.00 won 2 votes

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

An American bought the fastest car ever created.

He entered the car and turned on the radio. He then heard: "This Is London!"

The man reacted, "WOW, this thing is FAST!"

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posted by "Jerry Jr" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

"Why is Miss Jones wearing black?"

"She's in mourning for her husband."

"Why, she never had a husband?"

"That's why she mourns."

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
2 votes

"What's that piece of cord tied around your finger for?"

"My wife put it there to remind me to take a letter to the Post Office."

"And did you mail it?"

"No, she forgot to give me the letter."

2 votes