entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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Father: Why don't you answer the door?

Son: Because it didn't ask a question!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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A lady came to an IT shop and asked the shop assistant, “Do you have Bark-code equipment?”

The shop assistant was confused and answered, “Madam, you probably mean a Bar-code reader, don't you?”

The lady said, “No, I want to understand why my dog is barking at me!”

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posted by "TomasK" |
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A man walked into a record store and asked the assistant, “Have you got anything by The Doors?”

“Yes,” she said, “a bucket and a fire extinguisher.”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked, "What's that big brass basin for?"

"That's the talking clock," answered the man.

He gave it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "Knock it off! Don't you know that it's 2:00 A.M.!"

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |