entertainment jokes
Favorite this joke Father: Why don't you answer the door?
Son: Because it didn't ask a question!
A lady came to an IT shop and asked the shop assistant, “Do you have Bark-code equipment?”
The shop assistant was confused and answered, “Madam, you probably mean a Bar-code reader, don't you?”
The lady said, “No, I want to understand why my dog is barking at me!”
A man walked into a record store and asked the assistant, “Have you got anything by The Doors?”
“Yes,” she said, “a bucket and a fire extinguisher.”
A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked, "What's that big brass basin for?"
"That's the talking clock," answered the man.
He gave it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "Knock it off! Don't you know that it's 2:00 A.M.!"
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