entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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Which race has no running?

A swimming race.

13 votes

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posted by "Clown" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

Wife: "I wish I were Juliet, and I had a Romeo..."

Husband: "If you would have been Juliet, I don't think Romeo would've chosen to die."

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 14 votes

What does a tree drink?

Root beer.

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
3 votes

A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”

He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”

The bartender looks confused but gives him another beer.

This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, “When are you going to pay for these beers?”

The man answers, “Now the problems start!”

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posted by "vip" |