entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$9.00 won 15 votes

Why did the elevator go to the doctor?

Because it was coming down with something.

15 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
1 votes

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

The bartender asks, "Do you mean a martini?”

The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it.”

1 votes

posted by "Kee" |
6 votes

The Bowl says to the spoon, "Spoon, will you please help me with my work today?"

The Spoon replies, "Sorry, I have a lot on my plate!"

6 votes

posted by "Helly" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

A boy says to his friend, "Today my test results are out and my dad is at home. If I fail in one subject, text me saying ‘good morning to you’. If I fail in two, text me ‘Good morning to you and to your dad.’"

His friend agreed. Minutes later the boy gets a text from his friend. “Good morning to you and to your family and to your neighbors also!"

7 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |