entertainment jokes

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Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine."

Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one overweight member said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently."

"Do you have anything else to add?" asked the manager.

"Well, yes," said the member. "I also lie extensively."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"

Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Jake: "I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated."

Lily: "So what do you do?"

Jake: "I close my eyes."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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A married couple were quarreling.

Wife: You said you would love me more after marriage?

Husband: I did, but I didn't think you would say yes.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |