Why did the singer climb the ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What do silk worms think about global warming?
Nothing. They don’t read the newspapers!
"Hey, man! Please call me a taxi."
"You got it! (Pause) Sir, YOU are a taxi!"
A 70 year old man asked his wife, "Do you feel sad when you see me running behind younger women?"
The wife replies, "No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars, doesn't mean they can drive them."