My son wanted to know what it's like to be married...
I told him to leave me alone, and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
To succeed in life, you need three things...
A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”
Doctor: “Every two hours.”