computer jokes

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Why do astronauts use Linux?

Because you can't open windows in space.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”

"Hard drive?" he asked.

"No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop."

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.

His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"

"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What's a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips!

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posted by "eslippin" |