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Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.

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posted by "merk" |
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Friend: I'm selling a keyboard for $5.

Me: Why so cheap?

Friend: A spider crawled into it.

Me: Wow. Did you get rid of it?

Friend: No, but it's under CONTROL.

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posted by "fargan" |
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What’s the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your devices and accesses all of your data.

The other is a hardware standard.

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posted by "aod318" |
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What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |