computer jokes

Category: "Computer Jokes"
6 votes

What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
4 votes

Wikipedia: “I know everything.”

Google: “I have everything.”

Facebook: “I know everybody.”

Internet: “Without me you’re nothing.”

Electricity: “Keep talking losers.”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?

Instagram.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "Michael Christophe" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

Little Mary's father was typing away at his home computer, when she sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"

"What is it?" her sister asked eagerly.

Proudly Little Mary replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

9 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |