computer jokes

Category: "Computer Jokes"
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What is the cause of most computer problems?

It's the loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.

Took me ages to find it!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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CHARACTER DENSITY: The number of very weird people in the office, divided by the floor space
COMPUTER: A device designed to speed and automate errors
COMPUTER CLUB: Used to strike computer forcefully upon receiving error messages

CONSOLE: What one does to a "down" computer
CURSOR: An expert in 4-letter words
DUMP: A system programmer's work area

FEATURE: Hardware limitation as described by a marketing representative
KEYBOARD: An instrument used for entering errors into a system
LANGUAGE: A system of organizing and defining error messages
PASSWORD: The nonsense word taped to your terminal

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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How does a tree access a computer?

Like anyone else would.. it logs on.

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posted by "YankeeRanger" |