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An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress.

The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.

The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.

The computer scientist says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"

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posted by "merk" |
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I ordered a cell phone case from an online retailer, and they sent me a child size face mask.

So I put it on my phone and it hasn't caught a virus since!

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posted by "David Kuhns" |
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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory...

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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"Hey Alexa, can you check my bank account and see what Apple product I can afford to buy...."

Alexa: "Apple Juice."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |