computer jokes

Category: "Computer Jokes"
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"I just changed my Facebook name to 'No one'."

"Why did you do that?"

"So when I see a dumb post, I can click like and it will say no one like this."

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posted by "jerryatrixs" |
$12.00 won 16 votes

After an enthusiastic recommendation from my wife, I began listening to the audiobook version of Frank McCourt’s 'Teacher Man'.

“I love it, but his writing style is so disjointed,” I complained. “He refers to characters I don’t know and introduces them a half hour later.”

My wife was as confused as I was, but I soldiered on, disoriented by the jumpy story line. It wasn’t until the end of the book that my dilemma was explained—I had set the iPod to Shuffle mode.

16 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "stee" |
$25.00 won 16 votes

My techie husband and I were walking in the high desert when he stopped to photograph one stunning vista after another.

Overcome by the sheer beauty, he paid it his ultimate compliment: "Wow... everywhere I look, I see a screen saver!"

16 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mary" |
$9.00 won 15 votes

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit, and resulted in some dramatic crackling and popping sounds.

After sopping up the mess, we gathered around the terminal as the computer was turned back on. "Please let it work," pleaded the guilt-ridden waiter.

A waitress replied, "Should be faster than ever. That was a double espresso."

15 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "srg" |