computer jokes

Category: "Computer Jokes"
3 votes

Me: I'm very sorry, but my dog ate my homework.

Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment?

Me: ...

Prof: ...

Me: Well, it took him a couple bytes.

3 votes

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posted by "detour00" |
$7.00 won 6 votes
 

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

6 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

A boy asks his parents for a new computer because his old one is running too slow. His parents tell him it’s not in the budget.

Determined, the boy goes into the kitchen, grabs the microwave and food processor, comes back and begins attaching the two appliances together. His parents see the boy and ask him what he’s doing.

He says, “First I’m building the microprocessor and then I’ll see what else we got lying around.”

3 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "JCVD" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy...

So I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable WiFi!

5 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |