computer jokes

Category: "Computer Jokes"
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My techie husband and I were walking in the high desert when he stopped to photograph one stunning vista after another.

Overcome by the sheer beauty, he paid it his ultimate compliment: "Wow... everywhere I look, I see a screen saver!"

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mary" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit, and resulted in some dramatic crackling and popping sounds.

After sopping up the mess, we gathered around the terminal as the computer was turned back on. "Please let it work," pleaded the guilt-ridden waiter.

A waitress replied, "Should be faster than ever. That was a double espresso."

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posted by "srg" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

My husband, a computer-systems trouble-shooter, rode with me in my new car one afternoon. He had been working on a customer’s computer all morning and was still tense from the session.

When I stopped for a traffic light, I made sure to leave a safe distance from the stop line to keep oncoming drivers from hitting the car.

I couldn’t help but laugh when my husband impatiently waved at me to move the car forward while saying, "Scroll up, honey."

4 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
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Apple plans on releasing the very first iCar...

But it has a problem installing Windows.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |