computer jokes

Category: "Computer Jokes"
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SEARS VIRUS: Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply, and a set of shocks.

JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS: Nobody can find it.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes

MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. The virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

PBS VIRUS: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 4 votes
 

What is the cause of most computer problems?

It's the loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$15.00 won 7 votes
 

I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.

Took me ages to find it!

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |