computer jokes

A boy asks his parents for a new computer because his old one is running too slow. His parents tell him it’s not in the budget.

Determined, the boy goes into the kitchen, grabs the microwave and food processor, comes back and begins attaching the two appliances together. His parents see the boy and ask him what he’s doing.

He says, “First I’m building the microprocessor and then I’ll see what else we got lying around.”

The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy...

So I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable WiFi!

How easy is it to count in binary?

It’s as easy as 01 10 11.