computer jokes

My husband, a computer-systems trouble-shooter, rode with me in my new car one afternoon. He had been working on a customer’s computer all morning and was still tense from the session.

When I stopped for a traffic light, I made sure to leave a safe distance from the stop line to keep oncoming drivers from hitting the car.

I couldn’t help but laugh when my husband impatiently waved at me to move the car forward while saying, "Scroll up, honey."

Apple plans on releasing the very first iCar...

But it has a problem installing Windows.

I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient...

Until one day the receptionist suggested I use their website.