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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 25
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 706.00
$25.00 won 23 votes

A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven’t given a penny to charity,” the director began. “Wouldn’t you like to help the community?”

The banker replied, “Did your research show that my mother is ill, with extremely expensive medical bills?”

“Um, no,” mumbled the director.

“Or that my brother is unemployed? Or that my sister’s husband left, leaving her broke with four kids?”

“I … I … I had no idea.”

“So,” said the banker, “if I don’t give them any money, why would I give any to you?”

23 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$12.00 won 15 votes

My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account.

One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, “Guess I’ll use plastic.”

Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook, “That's okay, I’m using rubber.”

15 votes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$10.00 won 13 votes

The week we got our puppy, I caught a stomach bug and stayed home from work one day. That afternoon, my wife called to check up on me.

"I’m okay," I said. "But guess who pooped in the dining room?"

My wife’s response, "Who?"

13 votes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$50.00 won 16 votes

I love making clothes for my five-year-old granddaughter. And she, in turn, always seems happy to accept them. The other day, I asked if she would like me to make her a skirt.

"Yes," she said. "But this time, could you make it look like it came from a store?"

16 votes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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