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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 49
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1057.00
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After football fans in one particular city were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, “Everyone should call in and give one word for that game.”

“What’s your word?” the host replied.

“Bored out of my mind,” said the caller.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing... "You can have mine!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.

As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."

He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

20 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$25.00 won 29 votes

The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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