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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 60
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1183.00
2 votes

My husband, a computer-systems trouble-shooter, rode with me in my new car one afternoon. He had been working on a customer’s computer all morning and was still tense from the session.

When I stopped for a traffic light, I made sure to leave a safe distance from the stop line to keep oncoming drivers from hitting the car.

I couldn’t help but laugh when my husband impatiently waved at me to move the car forward while saying, "Scroll up, honey."

2 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
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$10.00 won 20 votes
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Question on second-grade math quiz: "Tony drank 1/6 of a glass of juice. Emily drank 1/4 of a glass of juice. Emily drank more. Explain."

My grandson’s answer: "She was more thirsty."

20 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$12.00 won 15 votes
 

When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a thriving practice. One morning I saw a new patient whom I recognized as my old high school principal.

"Gee," I said nervously, "I’m a little surprised to see you here."

"Why?" he replied. "You certainly spent a great deal of time in my office."

15 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$12.00 won 13 votes

Q: What do skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetit!

13 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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