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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 56
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1149.00
1 votes

About to have a blood test, I nervously waited while the nurse tightened a tourniquet around my arm. "I understand you’re from Oklahoma," she said. "Are you a Sooners fan?"

"Absolutely!" I replied.

"Well," she continued as she raised the needle, "this may hurt a little, as I’m from Nebraska."

1 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
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38 votes

My 90-year-old dad was giving a talk at our local library about his World War II experiences.

During the question-and-answer period, he was asked, “How did you know the war was over?”

He replied, “They stopped shooting at me.”

38 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
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16 votes

I realized the impact of computers on my young son one evening when there was a dramatic sunset.

Pointing to the western sky, David said, "I wish we could click and save that."

16 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
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$10.00 won 15 votes

We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.

Our daughter turned to my wife and said, “Mom, you always did it that way.”

“Yes,” my wife replied, “but you don’t have a cat!”

15 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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