sravanthi Profile



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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 36
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 818.00
6 votes

In the Moreno Valley (Calif.) Recycler:

"Homing pigeons free to good home. Must live far, far away."

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "sravanthi" |
2 votes

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve you.”

“Why not?” the snake asks.

“Because you can’t hold your liquor.”

2 votes

posted by "sravanthi" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

I work for a security company that transports cash, and part of my job is to work with police if a crew is robbed. One afternoon my wife and I were packing to move, when I received a call to report to a crime scene.

"I have to go," I told my wife. "Two of our guards have been held up at gunpoint at a superstore."

As I dashed out the door, she called, "While you’re there, pick up some big cardboard boxes."

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

After we had lunch with another couple, the girls went shopping, and the guys opted to go sailing. Bad decision as a storm blew in while us guys were out on the water.

Making matters worse, the tide had gone out, grounding the boat. We had to climb overboard and shove it back into deep water.

As my friend stood there, ankles deep in muck, muscles straining against the weight of the boat, and rain pelting his face, he grinned broadly and with unmistakable sincerity said, "Sure beats shopping!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "sravanthi" |