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My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SAT's, and make more money than you," she pointed out. "Yeah, but when you step back and...
My daughter had absentmindedly left her sneakers on our kitchen table. "That’s disgusting," my husband grumbled. "Doesn’t she realize we eat off that table?" Then he went out b...
My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our driveway. Karen said, “I love my new garage-door opener.” “I love mine too,” m...
I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty nester. One night I was trying out an art project: making a person with simple materials. I took a coat hanger, attached a paper-plate...
Man: What, according to you, is Philosophy? Friend: Philosophy are the ideas that act as guides for the best ways to live. Man: So do you follow them? Friend: No. I w...
A girl prayed to God, “Dear God, Why is it that you don’t make smarter men anymore?” God replied, “I stopped making smarter men, the day 'Smart’ phones were made.”
Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’? Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling."
Teacher: What's 5 plus 3? Student: Um... I don't know? Teacher: You silly boy, it is 8. Student: Wait... yesterday you said that 4 and 4 was 8?!?!
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