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The Good Thief

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less than his wife.

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My friend: "I work at Google!" Me: "That's great, I google at work."

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My sister is a...

9 votes

Me: Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Doctor: Well tell her to come in. Me: I cant! She doesn't stop at this floor.

Category Doctor Jokes
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posted 16 days ago


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Say Again?

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Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws. The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like m...

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Thankful Spanis...

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How do Spanish cows say thanks for the food that he eats? “Moo-chas Grass-ias!”

Category Food Jokes
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posted 12 days ago


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Dinner time

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What does a dog say before dinner? BONE APPETITE!

Category Animal Jokes
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posted 19 days ago


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A Little Angel

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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?” "He came from heaven, Johnny.” “Wow! I can see why they threw him ou...

Category Family Jokes
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