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Two Steps Back

Little Johnny turns up late for school one day and his teacher asks why.

Little Johnny responds, "It's snowing heavily outside, so every time I took one step forward, I slipped two steps back."

"Well, how did you make it to school then?"

Little Johnny sighs, "I got fed up, so I turned to go home."

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