Joke Of The Day

The teacher asked Little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “My dad taught me.” “Good. So what comes after eight?” “Nine,” answered Little Johnny. “And wha...

An inebriated young actor staggered into a large hotel in Hollywood and looked into a large mirror in the lobby. After a minute or so passed he said, in a loud voice, "Look, the...

Daughter: "My father always said he didn't like women that drove from the back seat." Donna: "What did your mother say to that?" Daughter: "She said that back seat drivers...

I asked my father-in-law, a crop duster, how his day had gone. "I had just the worst day," he replied. "This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a power l...

Went to the gym and there's a new machine. I used it for an hour and felt sick. Its good though, it does everything. Kit Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, etc...

A woman walked up to an elderly man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?” “I...