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John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams." Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!" Later Julia passed and John failed. John came to the...
Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!" Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"
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