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A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritati...
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pl...
My local college just announced the end of a scientific study... Results showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
Two ladies are walking to their local County Fair, when it starts to rain. One says to the other, "Put your umbrella up, it's raining." "I can't," says the other, "it's got hol...
Two guys sitting in a football stadium waiting for the game to start. One turns to the other and says, “I hope the rain keeps up!” “Oh, why?” “So it doesn’t come down!”
The Dean is hospitalized after a heart attack. As he is lying in his hospital bed reflecting on his near brush with death, an attendant arrives with a lovely bouquet of flower...
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over. “You’ve given me one too many.” “That one is a freebie.”
Within a year, our Young Couples Department at church had grown from one class of eight active couples to four classes with 56 active couples! On Baby Dedication Sunday that yea...
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. “My dad is an engineer. He can do anything. You know the Alps? Well, it was my dad who built them!” “That’s nothing,”...
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