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Love Letters Fr...

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21 votes

My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20's, and the man she was dating left for war. "We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other ev...

1st place won $50
posted 4 days ago

sravanthi

2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $756
  • 28 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

Missing Dog

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19 votes

An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt. “What did you write in th...

Category Animal Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 10 days ago

stee

2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $524
  • 26 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

Money Troubles

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18 votes

I was in small-claims court when I listened in on the case of a woman who held a good job but still had trouble paying her bills on time. “Can’t you live within your income?” as...

Category Money Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 10 days ago

Mary

1 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $299
  • 19 Jokes
  • 2 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 4th Earned $12

The Overnight C...

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18 votes

Driving back from Vermont, I stopped at a vegetable stand. It was deserted except for a sleeping German shepherd. I stepped over the dog, helped myself to some corn, then opene...

Category Money Jokes
4th place won $12
posted 10 days ago

srg

2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $46
  • 6 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 5th Earned $10

Big Aspirations...

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16 votes

Teacher: What do you all aspire to become? Student 1: A Doctor! Student 2: An Engineer! Student 3: A Lawyer! Student 4: I just want to watch and see whether they'll bec...

Category College Jokes
5th place won $10
posted 11 days ago

Bhanu Sandesh

0 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $42
  • 5 Jokes
  • 4 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

What A Husband...

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12 votes

Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?" Husband: "I don't remember." Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?" Husband: "On your birthday?" Wif...

6th place won $9
posted 5 days ago

Rajesh

1 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $41
  • 5 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
  • 0 Following
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