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Mother: "Son, finish your breakfast. It's not good to leave things undone or unfinished." Son: "Then I will go back to sleep." Mother: "Why?" Son: "Because I want...
Teacher: "When I was of your age, I learned very quickly and was not as slow as you are." Student: "Wow, you must have had a good teacher then, didn't you?"
Teacher: "You are the only one in the entire class who makes so many mistakes in the homework assignment." Student: "That is not true, I am not the only one. My parents are...
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One day two friends were talking when the conversation was getting serious. Friend 1: "So, tell me. How do you feel?" Friend 2: "Well, with my fingers."
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The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog. One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir." The President says, "Thanks, I got it for...
A man had trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept saying chickens were noble creatures, and they had the right to go where they wanted. The m...
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