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The dad took his young daughter to the movies. He occupied a seat near the middle of the theater, while the young lady went down to the front row to sit with her friends. The new...
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"Do you smoke?" "No." "Do you drink?" "No." "Do you eat hay, then?" "No." "Man, you're not a fit companion for man or beast."
Arthur Art Will Williams
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