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I'm Still Ahead

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My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SAT's, and make more money than you," she pointed out. "Yeah, but when you step back and...

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posted 8 days ago

stee

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Table Manners

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22 votes

My daughter had absentmindedly left her sneakers on our kitchen table. "That’s disgusting," my husband grumbled. "Doesn’t she realize we eat off that table?" Then he went out b...

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posted 14 days ago

Mary

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Modern Garage D...

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My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our driveway. Karen said, “I love my new garage-door opener.” “I love mine too,” m...

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posted 14 days ago

srg

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Imaginary Frien...

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I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty nester. One night I was trying out an art project: making a person with simple materials. I took a coat hanger, attached a paper-plate...

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4th place won $12
posted 14 days ago

sravanthi

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The Philosophy...

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Man: What, according to you, is Philosophy? Friend: Philosophy are the ideas that act as guides for the best ways to live. Man: So do you follow them? Friend: No. I w...

5th place won $10
posted 13 days ago

Rajesh

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Heart Touching

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12 votes

Film Producer: I am going to make a movie. Can you suggest a 'heart-touching' title? Scriptwriter: I got it... Stethoscope!

6th place won $9
posted 7 days ago

Bhanu Sandesh

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