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Why do bees stay in their beehives all through the winter? Swarm.
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Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?" "Two for a dollar," answered the vendor....
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Mother (to sleeping Little Johnny): "Little Johnny, wake up! It’s twenty to eight." Little Johnny (half asleep): "In whose favor?"
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