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Shortly after my grandmother passed away, I took my daughter to her grave site, which was located beside a row of pine trees. “How nice,” I said. “Grandma has a great spot here...
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A man is drinking with his wife when out of the blue he announces, "I love you." "Is that you or the beer talking?" she asks. "It’s me," he says, "talking to the beer."
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