Joke Of The Day

Two Weeks Vacation

“That’s a great place to work!” shouted my 16-year-old brother after coming home from the first day of his first job.

“I get two weeks paid vacation.”

“I’m so glad,” said my mother.

“Yeah,” added John. “I can’t wait to find out where they send me.

0 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
Joke of the day

Get The Free Joke Of The Day Email

We'll never share your email address and you can opt out any time. Privacy Policy

Choose Which Jokes You Want

 
AJokeADay Pays Cash Prizes To The Top 10 Most Popular Clean Jokes Each Week!
AJokeADay has given away $30,479 in cash prizes to date.
Next winner($) will be selected in

How It Works

Submit

Enter your clean jokes on our website or mobile app.

Vote

Share your votes and get your friends to vote and rate your jokes.

Win

Become one of the top 10 most popular jokes this week and win cash prizes.

See all the people getting cash prizes for their jokes!

Show

Placed 1st Earned $50

Death by Engine...

6
15 votes

In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens. He declares t...

Category Misc Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 20 days ago

HENNE

428 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $50
  • 1013 Jokes
  • 33 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

Doctors In Trai...

5
15 votes

"What would be the first thing you'd do if you had hydrophobia?" one resident doctor ask another. "I'd ask for a pencil and paper," replied the other doctor. "To make your la...

Category Doctor Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 16 days ago

maryjones

17 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $25
  • 46 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

The Metric Syst...

6
14 votes

Man: ”They’ll be changing the metric system soon!” Boy: ”Uh, what’s that?” Man: ”They’ll be changing feet to meters! Boy: ”You mean, we'll be playing meterball?”

Category Sport Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 12 days ago

D-Gellybean

125 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $15
  • 613 Jokes
  • 24 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 4th Earned $12

Quite the Diffe...

6
14 votes

It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.

4th place won $12
posted 20 days ago

Gegg Smith

5 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $12
  • 32 Jokes
  • 5 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 5th Earned $10

Inventing High...

4
14 votes

Who invented high heels? It must have been a lady who was continually being kissed on the forehead...

Category Misc Jokes
5th place won $10
posted 10 days ago

Everleigh

3 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $10
  • 11 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

One Age Fits Al...

5
14 votes

A woman was shopping for something to wear to her 50th high school reunion when a group of teenage girls came into the same shop to try on dresses for their school formal. “Gros...

Category News Jokes
6th place won $9
posted 4 days ago

Heaven

5 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $9
  • 18 Jokes
  • 4 Followed By
  • 0 Following
See All Winners

Weekly Cash Prizes

1st Place
$50
2nd Place
$25
3rd Place
$15
4th Place
$12
5th Place
$10
1st Place
$9
2nd Place
$8
3rd Place
$7
4th Place
$6
5th Place
$5

AJokeADay.com is the oldest and most trusted joke site on the Internet, with over 1,000,000 million subscribers! All Jokes are user submitted and we have a full time staff that manually approves each and every joke. Each joke submitted is carefully reviewed to make sure it's clean, family & kid friendly and politically correct.

AJokeADay.com wants to continue to be the #1 joke site on the Internet but we need your jokes! Please submit original funny clean jokes to our site. To reward you for your efforts we pay out cash prizes to the top 10 jokes with the most votes every week!

So please sign up today and start submitting jokes. After you submit your joke, promote it by sharing on social media or emailing it to your friends. The more votes your joke get the more chances you have to get in the top 10 leaderboard and win cash prizes! So what are you waiting for? Think you’re funny? Win some money! Sign up and submit your first joke today!

Sign Up