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Little Johnny did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the bull."

"Oh I see," said the teacher, "but I'm sure your father could have done that."

"No ma'am, he couldn't have," said Johnny, "it has to be the bull"

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