Joke Of The Day
"Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?"
"Five bucks, sir."
"And how much for my suitcase?"
"No charge for the suitcase, sir."
"Okay. Take the case and I'll walk."
Get The Free Joke Of The Day Email
Choose Which Jokes You Want
How It Works
Submit
Enter your clean jokes on our website or mobile app.
Vote
Share your votes and get your friends to vote and rate your jokes.
Win
Become one of the top 10 most popular jokes this week and win cash prizes.
See all the people getting cash prizes for their jokes!
Show
You know what really hurts me inside? Internal bleeding.
Narvon7
- 3 Jokes
- 0 Followed By
- 0 Following
I once went to Barnes & Noble. I asked the lady working there, “Where is the self-help section?” She said, “That would defeat the purpose.”
D-Gellybean
- 506 Jokes
- 16 Followed By
- 0 Following
What do you call someone who steals energy? a Joule thief.
barber7796
- 113 Jokes
- 17 Followed By
- 45 Following
"Peter!" his mother scolded. "There were two cookies in the pantry this morning but now there's only one! Do you have an explanation?" Peter replied, "It must have been too dark...
HENNE
- 886 Jokes
- 28 Followed By
- 0 Following
Golfer: "You must be the world's worst caddy!" Caddy: "No, that would be too much of a coincidence."
Benjones
- 32 Jokes
- 2 Followed By
- 2 Following
Why did the farmer put GPS on his spice rack? Because he couldn't keep track of the thyme.
Angela Whatley
- 5 Jokes
- 0 Followed By
- 0 Following
Weekly Cash Prizes
AJokeADay.com is the oldest and most trusted joke site on the Internet, with over 1,000,000 million subscribers! All Jokes are user submitted and we have a full time staff that manually approves each and every joke. Each joke submitted is carefully reviewed to make sure it's clean, family & kid friendly and politically correct.
AJokeADay.com wants to continue to be the #1 joke site on the Internet but we need your jokes! Please submit original funny clean jokes to our site. To reward you for your efforts we pay out cash prizes to the top 10 jokes with the most votes every week!
So please sign up today and start submitting jokes. After you submit your joke, promote it by sharing on social media or emailing it to your friends. The more votes your joke get the more chances you have to get in the top 10 leaderboard and win cash prizes! So what are you waiting for? Think you’re funny? Win some money! Sign up and submit your first joke today!
Sign Up
Free Daily Joke