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Smart Student.....

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Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’? Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling."

Category Teacher Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 17 days ago

Rajesh

2 jokes eligible to win
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  • 8 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
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Placed 2nd Earned $25

A Girl's Prayer

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9 votes

A girl prayed to God, “Dear God, Why is it that you don’t make smarter men anymore?” God replied, “I stopped making smarter men, the day 'Smart’ phones were made.”

Category Kid Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 17 days ago

Rens

3 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $25
  • 2 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
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Placed 3rd Earned $15

What Is 5 Plus...

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11 votes

Teacher: What's 5 plus 3? Student: Um... I don't know? Teacher: You silly boy, it is 8. Student: Wait... yesterday you said that 4 and 4 was 8?!?!

Category Kid Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 10 days ago

Bhanu Sandesh

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  • 9 Jokes
  • 6 Followed By
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Placed 4th Earned $12

Test Your Luck...

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9 votes

My house is not messy... I have just set up obstacles for any burglar that might want to test their luck.

Category Misc Jokes
4th place won $12
posted 13 days ago

Eufaulasrguy

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  • 32 Jokes
  • 5 Followed By
  • 15 Following
Placed 5th Earned $10

How's the Diet...

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9 votes

"How the diet going?" "Not good, I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled?" "No, chocolate."

Category Food Jokes
5th place won $10
posted 13 days ago

barber7796

2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $10
  • 59 Jokes
  • 10 Followed By
  • 5 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

Make It Dirt Ch...

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8 votes

To make something DIRT CHEAP, then make it out of CHEAP DIRT!

6th place won $9
posted 17 days ago

shopin55

2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $9
  • 29 Jokes
  • 5 Followed By
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