Joke Of The Day

My Child

I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

1 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "merk" |
Joke of the day

Get The Free Joke Of The Day Email

We'll never share your email address and you can opt out any time. Privacy Policy

Choose Which Jokes You Want

 
AJokeADay Pays Cash Prizes To The Top 10 Most Popular Clean Jokes Each Week!
AJokeADay has given away $41,212 in cash prizes to date.
Next winner($) will be selected in

How It Works

Submit

Enter your clean jokes on our website or mobile app.

Vote

Share your votes and get your friends to vote and rate your jokes.

Win

Become one of the top 10 most popular jokes this week and win cash prizes.

See all the people getting cash prizes for their jokes!

Show

Placed 1st Earned $50

A Damp Towel

6
6 votes

One day a child at my four-year-old's preschool class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.' Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her...

Category Kid Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 3 days ago

Ryan Faidley

37 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $50
  • 36 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

What's the Diff...

1
4 votes

Bobby: What is the difference between a lemon, an elephant, and a bag of cement? Ray: I give up, what's the difference? Bobby: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze...

Category Misc Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 14 days ago

iqannnylirod

152 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $25
  • 752 Jokes
  • 29 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

Signs You've Ha...

2
2 votes

1. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. 2. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a pur...

Category Misc Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 9 days ago

merk

67 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $15
  • 60 Jokes
  • 2 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 4th Earned $12

Drink Request

1
2 votes

"Have you got anything to drink?" “Water.”...

4th place won $12
posted 9 days ago

S.Sovetts

33 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $12
  • 91 Jokes
  • 5 Followed By
  • 1 Following
Placed 5th Earned $10

Mistaken Identi...

1
2 votes

When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken... Mistaken for patience!

5th place won $10
posted 17 days ago

wadejagz

257 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $10
  • 698 Jokes
  • 11 Followed By
  • 3 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

Buzz Kill

1
1 votes

A guy walked into a bar and noticed they had a huge Silver Back Gorilla sitting at the end of the bar on a short wide barstool. The guy asked the barkeep why they had a gorill...

6th place won $9
posted 3 days ago

Marty

3 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $9
  • 208 Jokes
  • 14 Followed By
  • 12 Following
See All Winners

Weekly Cash Prizes

1st Place
$50
2nd Place
$25
3rd Place
$15
4th Place
$12
5th Place
$10
1st Place
$9
2nd Place
$8
3rd Place
$7
4th Place
$6
5th Place
$5

AJokeADay.com is the oldest and most trusted joke site on the Internet, with over 1,000,000 million subscribers! All Jokes are user submitted and we have a full time staff that manually approves each and every joke. Each joke submitted is carefully reviewed to make sure it's clean, family & kid friendly and politically correct.

AJokeADay.com wants to continue to be the #1 joke site on the Internet but we need your jokes! Please submit original funny clean jokes to our site. To reward you for your efforts we pay out cash prizes to the top 10 jokes with the most votes every week!

So please sign up today and start submitting jokes. After you submit your joke, promote it by sharing on social media or emailing it to your friends. The more votes your joke get the more chances you have to get in the top 10 leaderboard and win cash prizes! So what are you waiting for? Think you’re funny? Win some money! Sign up and submit your first joke today!

Sign Up