Past Winners

11/9/2017 To 11/16/2017
$50.00 won 26 votes

Woman: "Do you have a greeting card which reads 'You are my first and last love'?"

Store keeper: "Yes ma'am, we do."

Woman: "Perfect! Give me 10 such cards!"

26 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
11/9/2017 To 11/16/2017
$25.00 won 26 votes

My husband, an attorney, is frequently consulted by clients who, after learning what the cost of legal services will be, decide to do without his aid.

Recently the elderly minister of a small, struggling church came in with a legal problem.

After patiently listening to an explanation of my husband’s fees, he left the office with a prudent, "Thank you, sir, but I believe I’ll just pray this one through."

26 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
11/9/2017 To 11/16/2017
$15.00 won 22 votes

The topic of the day at Army Airborne School was what you should do if your parachute malfunctions. We had just gotten to the part about reserve parachutes when another student raised his hand.

"If the main parachute malfunctions," he asked, "how long do we have to deploy the reserve?"

Looking the trooper square in the face, the instructor replied, "The rest of your life."

22 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "srg" |
11/9/2017 To 11/16/2017
$12.00 won 26 votes

Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife. "I want to take all my money with me," he tells her. "So promise me you’ll put it in the casket."

After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.

Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely," she says, "you didn’t put the money in there."

"I did promise him I would," the widow answers. "So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my account, and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

26 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |