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6/4/2021 To 6/11/2021
$50.00 won 6 votes

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...

He said no.

6 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
6/4/2021 To 6/11/2021
$25.00 won 5 votes

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the sunny Caribbean. They were discussing their great vacations when the lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

That is quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer, quite puzzled, asked, "How do YOU start a flood?"

5 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "merk" |
6/4/2021 To 6/11/2021
$15.00 won 3 votes

Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually...

It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.

3 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
6/4/2021 To 6/11/2021
$12.00 won 3 votes

I took my bicycle to the liquor store the other day. I got a bottle of vodka and put it in the bike's basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell the bottle would break. So, I drank all the vodka and then headed home.

It turned out to be a really good decision, because I fell nine times on my way home.

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |