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11/25/2021 To 12/2/2021
$50.00 won 4 votes
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I put my phone under my pillow last night.

When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place.

It was the Bluetooth Fairy.

4 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
11/25/2021 To 12/2/2021
$25.00 won 4 votes

How Buzz Aldrin introduces himself...

"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon... Neil before me!"

4 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
11/25/2021 To 12/2/2021
$15.00 won 4 votes

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.

With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute," I said, thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers."

"That's all right, lady," he responded. "I'm already trained."

4 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "merk" |
11/25/2021 To 12/2/2021
$12.00 won 3 votes

The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count to fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.

Next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly.

Suddenly the whole class shouted: "Ninety eight, ninety-nine, one hundred... Your coat's on fire, sir!"

3 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |