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7/14/2017 To 7/20/2017
$50.00 won 21 votes

Shortly after my grandmother passed away, I took my daughter to her grave site, which was located beside a row of pine trees.

“How nice,” I said. “Grandma has a great spot here in the shade.”

My daughter replied, “Mom, aren't they all in the shade?”

21 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "stee" |
$25.00 won 20 votes

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.

As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."

He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

20 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$15.00 won 20 votes

“My great-grandma gave me this money,” said my three-year-old, happily clutching a $20 bill he’d gotten as a present.

“That’s right,” I said. “How did you know that?”

Pointing to Andrew Jackson’s face in the middle, he said, “Because her picture is on it.”

20 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Mary" |
$12.00 won 20 votes

My cousin always “borrows” money from her older brother’s piggy bank, which drives him crazy.

One day, she found the piggy in, of all places, the freezer.

Inside was this note: “Dear sister, I hope you’ll understand, but my capital has been frozen.”

20 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "srg" |