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5/12/2017 To 5/18/2017
$50.00 won 19 votes

A father was buying bass lessons for his son. After the 1st week the father asked him what he had learned. The son said, "On my 1st lesson we learned about the E string."

The 2nd week came and after the lesson the father asked what had he learned that week. The son said, "On the 2nd lesson I learned about the A string."

The 3rd week came by and the father said to his son, "You know these are expensive lessons, what have you learned this week?"

The son said, "I quit the lessons, I already got a gig."

19 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$25.00 won 14 votes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

14 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |
$15.00 won 11 votes

I discussed peer pressure and cigarettes with my 12-year-old daughter. Having struggled for years to quit, I described how I had started smoking to “be cool”.

As I outlined the arguments kids might make to tempt her to try it, she stopped me mid-lecture, saying, “Hey, I’ll just tell them my mom smokes. How cool can it be?”

11 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "stee" |
$12.00 won 12 votes

The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each employee can have some privacy.

One day a co-worker had an exasperating phone conversation with one of her teenage sons. After hanging up, she heaved a sigh and said, "No one ever listens to me."

Immediately, several voices from surrounding cubicles called out, "Yes, yes we do."

12 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |