Past Winners

8/9/2019 To 8/16/2019
$50.00 won 15 votes

Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

15 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
8/9/2019 To 8/16/2019
$25.00 won 14 votes
 

Last week a friend and I decided to take a day off and go to the race track.

I bet on a horse at 10 to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

14 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Egbert" |
8/9/2019 To 8/16/2019
$15.00 won 12 votes

My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items.

Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers.

12 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "HENNE" |
8/9/2019 To 8/16/2019
$12.00 won 10 votes

A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car behind me!"

10 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |