Past Winners

3/7/2019 To 3/15/2019
$50.00 won 11 votes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "maryjones" |
3/7/2019 To 3/15/2019
$25.00 won 10 votes

How easy is it to count in binary?

It’s as easy as 01 10 11.

10 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
3/7/2019 To 3/15/2019
$15.00 won 9 votes

As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system...

"If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five."

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Egbert" |
3/7/2019 To 3/15/2019
$12.00 won 8 votes
 

Two old friends meet passing on the street one day. But one seemed hopeless, and almost on the verge of tears.

His friend asked, "What has the world done to you?"

The sad man said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's not bad."

"But you see, two weeks ago, a cousin I never even knew kicked the bucket, and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."

"Sounds like you should be grateful..."

"You don't understand!" he interrupted. "Last week my great-aunt passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million."

Now the friend was really confused. "Then, why are you so sad?"

"This week... nothing!

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "HENNE" |