A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees.
"How do you know exactly how many" I replied.
“Easy, I keep a log..."
My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle.
If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces.
Me: *Tells joke to wife*
Me: *Repeats joke to wife*
Wife: “Oh no, I heard you.”
I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...
It was a broth of fresh air!