Past Winners

My friend: "I work at Google!"

Me: "That's great, I google at work."

Me: Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!

Doctor: Well tell her to come in.

Me: I cant! She doesn't stop at this floor.

Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws.

The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine!"

How do Spanish cows say thanks for the food that he eats?

“Moo-chas Grass-ias!”