Past Winners

12/8/2022 To 12/15/2022
$5.00 won 1 votes

A star-struck young lady was invited to a Hollywood Christmas party. She spied a star she was sure she knew and went up to him.

“I’m a huge fan!” she said. “Could I touch your neck?”

The actor stepped back and said, “What are you talking about?"

She blurted, “Aren’t you Zach Woods?”

“No, I’m James Woods!” he answered with some annoyance.

“I’m so sorry,” she confessed. “I guess I was in the wrong neck of the woods.”

1 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
12/1/2022 To 12/8/2022
$50.00 won 3 votes

Did you know Mortal Kombat is based on an old Scandinavian church song?

It’s a Finnish hymn.

3 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "I am innocent" |
12/1/2022 To 12/8/2022
$25.00 won 3 votes

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...

Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

3 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
12/1/2022 To 12/8/2022
$15.00 won 3 votes

Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?

They have more of an Elon Musk

3 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |