Past Winners

1/28/2021 To 2/4/2021
$6.00 won 4 votes
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Pretty Nurse: "Every time I take the patient's pulse it gets faster. What should I do?"

Doctor: "Blindfold him."

4 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
1/28/2021 To 2/4/2021
$5.00 won 3 votes

When he was four, my grandson Jacob could hardly wait for his first day of school. That morning he waited anxiously with his mother, Katherine, for the bus to arrive.

The bus arrived and he started up the steps to get on. He heard his mom say something just as he passed the bus driver. With tears in her eyes, Katherine said, "What about a kiss?"

Jacob stopped, retraced a few steps, then promptly kissed the bus driver before he took a seat.

3 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "merk" |
1/21/2021 To 1/28/2021
$50.00 won 8 votes
 

My GPS just told me to turn around...

Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
1/21/2021 To 1/28/2021
$25.00 won 6 votes

I have one cup of coffee every morning to start the day off right...

The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit!

6 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |