Past Winners

Let's all pray that Jamaica isn't the first country to get plagued by the zombie epidemic.

Cause the last thing we need is zombies that can run at 100mph.

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!"

Riddle me this...

If 2 vegans fight, is it still a beef?

Or is it a beet down?

Eureka!

I've discovered a machine that produces love, wealth, death, health, failure and success via sound waves.

I've named it The Rumor Mill!