Past Winners

8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$5.00 won 1 votes

A husband went to the refrigerator and checked to see what was edible.

He found a salad in a container and called to his wife, “How long has this salad been around?”

She replied, “I don’t know. It’s probably lost its dressing.”

1 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Devilr" |
8/12/2022 To 8/19/2022
$50.00 won 3 votes

I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.

And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

3 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
8/12/2022 To 8/19/2022
$25.00 won 2 votes

A man had recently moved and was filling out forms at his local police station:

Q: Has your driver's license ever been suspended or revoked?

"No, never."

Q: Have you ever been convicted of a DUI?

"Oh yes, lots of times!"

Q: Have you ever been convicted of a driving-related felony?

"Yeah, three of them."

At this point, the officer stopped to ask: "Well wait a minute, if you have all of these DUIs and felonies, how come your license has never been suspended or revoked?"

The man responds: "Never got one."

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "aod318" |
8/12/2022 To 8/19/2022
$15.00 won 2 votes
 

The swordfish has few predators in the wild.

Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |