Past Winners

5/7/2021 To 5/14/2021
$5.00 won 3 votes

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
4/30/2021 To 5/7/2021
$50.00 won 5 votes

The other day, I rang the Speaking Clock. It said, “What's the matter, can't you afford a watch? Are you too lazy to lift your arm up, you idiot?“

It was Greenwich Mean Time.

5 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
4/30/2021 To 5/7/2021
$25.00 won 4 votes

My teenage son treats me like a god.

He acts like I don’t exist until he wants something.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
4/30/2021 To 5/7/2021
$15.00 won 2 votes

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthful items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies.

The man noticed the glare of his wife and said, "This box of cookies has one-third fewer calories than usual."

"Why is that?" the mother asked.

"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he replied.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "merk" |