Let's all pray that Jamaica isn't the first country to get plagued by the zombie epidemic.
Cause the last thing we need is zombies that can run at 100mph.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!"
Riddle me this...
If 2 vegans fight, is it still a beef?
Or is it a beet down?
I've discovered a machine that produces love, wealth, death, health, failure and success via sound waves.
I've named it The Rumor Mill!