Past Winners

11/3/2017 To 11/9/2017
$6.00 won 6 votes

I've started a new exercise program.

I do twenty sit-ups every morning.

That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button just so many times...

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
11/3/2017 To 11/9/2017
$5.00 won 2 votes

A funny magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two kids into armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself, "What on earth have I done?"

He began to ponder, "How am I going to bring back my beloved family?" So, he thought for a while and decided a good idea was to take them to a hospital and see if the surgeon could operate and bring them back. He loaded them into his van and off he rushed to the local hospital.

He walked up and down the hospital hall and after some serious surgery, he asks the doctor, "Doc, how are they?"

The doctor replied, "Comfortable!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |
10/27/2017 To 11/3/2017
$50.00 won 25 votes

I was trying to lose weight...

I saw cake...

Cake saw me...

Cake has now disappeared!!!

25 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
10/27/2017 To 11/3/2017
$25.00 won 25 votes

"You must've been hungry? I noticed you've eating at this wedding for an hour now!"

"I'm full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm..."

25 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |