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1/4/2018 To 1/11/2018
$10.00 won 5 votes

What does one wildebeest say to another wildebeest say at the beginning of each year?

“Happy Gnu Year!”

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
1/4/2018 To 1/11/2018
$9.00 won 3 votes

A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

His wife says, "Take half and leave you."

The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
1/4/2018 To 1/11/2018
$8.00 won 2 votes

Dallas heard that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.

So, on his 21st birthday, Dallas and his big brother Damon, headed out to the lake. "If they did it, I can too!" he insisted.

When Dallas and Damon arrived at the lake, they rented a canoe and began paddling. When they got to the middle of the lake, Dallas stepped off of the side of the boat... and nearly drowned. Furious and somewhat embarrassed, he and Damon headed for home. When Dallas arrived back at the family home, he asked his grandmother for an explanation. "Grandma, why can't I walk on water like my father, and his father, and his father before him?"

His sweet old grandmother took Dallas by the hand, looked into his eyes, and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were born in January. You, my dear, were born in June."

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
1/4/2018 To 1/11/2018
$7.00 won 1 votes
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What is a cat's favorite car?

That's easy, a Catillac!

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Elkins " |