Whenever asked, "How are you doing?"....
the gentleman, who was born in 1947, responds, "Pretty darn good, considering 72 years ago I couldn't walk."
A good speech needs a good beginning and a good ending...
... and they should be as close together as possible.
A snake slithered into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. “I’m sorry,” said the bartender, “but I can’t serve you.”
“Why not?” asked the snake.
“Because you can’t hold your drink.”
Little Johnny goes to the local Farm & Ranch store to buy bird feed.
The salesperson ask how many birds does he have?
Little Johnny replies, "None, I want to grow some."