Past Winners

5/20/2022 To 5/27/2022
$6.00 won 1 votes

A farmer in Rhode Island just grew the largest pumpkin in North America, weighing over 2,200 pounds.

The only downside, the man’s wife no longer thinks it’s cute when he calls her “pumpkin.”

1 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
5/20/2022 To 5/27/2022
$5.00 won 1 votes

What are the favorite vegetables in Washington, D.C.?

In Congress, it's celery...

At the White House, carrots...

And of course, at the Supreme Court, leeks.

1 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "aod318" |
5/13/2022 To 5/20/2022
$50.00 won 4 votes

The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"

The miner replied, "Mine."

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
5/13/2022 To 5/20/2022
$25.00 won 4 votes

A bishop, a judge, and a conductor were discussing their careers and got into an argument about which of them was the greatest.

The judge said, "When I step into the courtroom, everyone stands to pay me respect."

The bishop said, "They stand? I have people kneel before me and kiss my ring."

To which the conductor replied, "Ha! I got you both beat. When I step on the podium people look down, cover their eyes, and say 'Oh my God!'"

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "I am innocent" |