My wife asked me why I call her 12?
Dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do anything...
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp!"
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
When I was at the gym yesterday, everyone kept asking me why I was always sitting still on the stationary bike.
I’m going downhill, dude, mind your own business.
I now know how it will end for me...
One of my kid's will unplug my life support to charge their phone.