Past Winners

6/3/2022 To 6/10/2022
$12.00 won 3 votes

Dad is down at the auto dealership, looking at potential choices.

“Cargo space?” he asks.

The salesman, slightly confused, finally replies, “Car no do that... car go road.”

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "I am innocent" |
6/3/2022 To 6/10/2022
$10.00 won 3 votes

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients bedsides.

When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better."

One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too."

3 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "merk" |
6/3/2022 To 6/10/2022
$9.00 won 2 votes

I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child...

Where is this village and is there a number you can call?

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
6/3/2022 To 6/10/2022
$8.00 won 2 votes

Patient: I was born C-Section and every time I leave my house I constantly fight the urge to go out the window.

Doctor: On a scale of one to ten how bad is this problem?

Patient: I’d have to say a ten considering I live on the 88th floor of a high rise.

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Marty" |