Past Winners

8/28/2020 To 9/4/2020
$10.00 won 9 votes

I decided to do research on my ancestry and went to a genealogy professional.

First question: "Have you any poor relations?"

"Not any that I know."

Second question: "Have you any rich relations?"

"Not any that know me."

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |
8/28/2020 To 9/4/2020
$9.00 won 7 votes

If Watson isn't the most famous doctor...

...Then Who is!

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
8/28/2020 To 9/4/2020
$8.00 won 3 votes

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.

At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
8/28/2020 To 9/4/2020
$7.00 won 4 votes
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I am so old...

When walking into a bar they checked my pulse instead of my ID!

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Ben" |