Past Winners

Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlor to get a tattoo.

After it wouldn’t wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn’t there.

Life is like a helicopter.

I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

"You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl.

Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.