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10/12/2018 To 10/19/2018
$50.00 won 7 votes
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The meaning of opaque is unclear. 

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
10/12/2018 To 10/19/2018
$25.00 won 7 votes
 

My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.

She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
10/12/2018 To 10/19/2018
$15.00 won 6 votes

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party.

The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "What time did you get in last night?"

"Not too late, Dad," she replied nervously.

Dead-panned, her father said, "Then I'll have to talk to the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "HENNE" |
10/12/2018 To 10/19/2018
$12.00 won 6 votes

Is there a difference in a smart person and a stupid person?

No, as both think they know everything.

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |