My niece calls me Ankles...
I call her my Knees.
A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".
They asked: “Arson?
The officer replies: “Yes, your son!”
What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?
One’s Chris Pratt, the other is a crisp rat.
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.
But backwards it’s even more stupid.