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7/12/2019 To 7/19/2019
$50.00 won 10 votes

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail.

Finally they reached the ticket window. "Five tickets, please," the father said. "Two round trip, three one way."

10 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "HENNE" |
7/12/2019 To 7/19/2019
$25.00 won 9 votes

I made a graph of all my past relationships...

It has an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
7/12/2019 To 7/19/2019
$15.00 won 9 votes

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

Mom smiled and then replied, "Oh I remember!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Tristan Cook" |
7/12/2019 To 7/19/2019
$12.00 won 9 votes

Why is 68 afraid of 70?

Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |