Past Winners

12/8/2022 To 12/15/2022
$25.00 won 3 votes

Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...

Forgive me, for I have synonymed.

3 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
12/8/2022 To 12/15/2022
$15.00 won 2 votes
 

Jack: How’s it going?

Beans: Pretty good.

Jack and the Beans talk.

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
12/8/2022 To 12/15/2022
$12.00 won 2 votes

Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth.

St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be.

"Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy."

"Look lady, it's just one wish; make up your mind!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aod318" |
12/8/2022 To 12/15/2022
$10.00 won 2 votes

A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt uneasy, not knowing about all the new technology.

A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials.

"Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said.

"So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning machine."

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |