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6/5/2020 To 6/12/2020
$50.00 won 6 votes
 

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness...

... has never paid for a divorce before!

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
6/5/2020 To 6/12/2020
$25.00 won 3 votes

It was close to the beginning of a local lecture series when the usher announced, "There are only two single seats available."

"But you wouldn't separate a daughter from her mother, would you?" politely ask the older of two women who were waiting to be seated.

"You're quite right, madam, I wouldn't," replied the usher. "I did that once and I've been regretting it every since."

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
5/29/2020 To 6/5/2020
$50.00 won 10 votes

"I stand corrected!"

... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
5/29/2020 To 6/5/2020
$25.00 won 8 votes

Little Johnny was being shown the shape of the earth on a globe atlas by his mother. After pointing to all countries with unusual shapes, she asks: "Now Johnny, what shape is the world?"

Johnny, looking very wise and happy, said: "Daddy says it's in terrible shape."

8 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |