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1/11/2018 To 1/18/2018
$9.00 won 4 votes

When my son was 4, I was in a Women's Bible Study group. They had classes for children as well, while we studied in our groups. One day, as my son and I were walking to our car, he said to me, "Mom, I'm not going to sin anymore."

You can imagine my pride at hearing this. Then I got to wondering why he said this, so I asked him.

His answer was quick: "Jesus said if you don't sin, you can throw the first stone, and I want to throw the first stone."

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
1/11/2018 To 1/18/2018
$8.00 won 2 votes
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Two young boys were out playing. One of them was showing off his new water pistol.

"Tell your mom you want one of these too. Then we can shoot water at each other!" he exclaimed.

" I don't think so," said the other boy. "My mom says we have hard water!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Jim Shaw" |
1/11/2018 To 1/18/2018
$7.00 won 1 votes

April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to wear loose fitting clothing to the class.

"Honey," the lady replied, "if I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't be signing up for an exercise class."

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
1/11/2018 To 1/18/2018
$6.00 won 1 votes
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"Is there such a thing as 'unguided' missiles?”

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |