Past Winners

11/3/2017 To 11/9/2017
$50.00 won 22 votes
 

On a billboard ad for a safe company...

"If your stuff is stolen, it’s not our vault!"

22 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "stee" |
11/3/2017 To 11/9/2017
$25.00 won 22 votes

To get my cousin to write to her even once, my aunt resorted to sending him a check with this note: “Do not cash until you write me a thank you.”

A few weeks later, the check had cleared, yet no message had arrived. So she called him. “I told you not to cash the check until you’d written to thank me,” she complained.

“I didn’t cash the check,” he said. “I deposited it.”

22 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mary" |
11/3/2017 To 11/9/2017
$15.00 won 22 votes

My three-year-old grandson sat in the bathroom with me, watching as I removed my dentures and brushed them.

After a few minutes, he asked, “Can you take your ears off too?”

22 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "srg" |
11/3/2017 To 11/9/2017
$12.00 won 21 votes

We were eating at one of the trendier restaurants in town when my friend pointed to the menu and told the waitress, "I’ll have the #24."

"Uh, Jim," I whispered, "that’s the price, not the meal number."

"Oh," he said. "Then give me the #12."

21 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "sravanthi" |