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1/28/2021 To 2/4/2021
$50.00 won 10 votes

A horse had won a gallop role in a dozen TV Westerns in a single week. He neighed to a colt in the next stall, "All this churning of the midnight oil is wearing me down. I no longer know if I am coming or going."

"You can't continue this way," agreed the colt. "Why not consult your veterinarian? He'll probably prescribe complete rest."

"Not a chance," sighed the horse wearily. "He's also my agent."

10 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
1/28/2021 To 2/4/2021
$25.00 won 9 votes

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...

He had selfie steam issues.

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
1/28/2021 To 2/4/2021
$15.00 won 8 votes

Why do astronauts use Linux?

Because you can't open windows in space.

8 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
1/28/2021 To 2/4/2021
$12.00 won 8 votes

I got called pretty today...

The full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |