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9/3/2021 To 9/10/2021
$8.00 won 1 votes

An older woman asked her techie grandson, "What's the deal with this Craigslist thing?"

"It's a website where you can buy and sell all kinds of things and more," he replied.

"Can you get rid of stuff there?" she asked.

"Yes, you can set a price or give things away that you don't want around the house anymore."

"I like the give away free idea. How do I get started?" the woman asked.

"Well, it's always good to have a picture," the grandson said.

"OK. Will this old wedding photo do?"

1 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
8/27/2021 To 9/3/2021
$50.00 won 6 votes

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars...

It's the bear minimum.

6 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
8/27/2021 To 9/3/2021
$25.00 won 5 votes

My boss calls me "the computer"...

Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

5 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
8/27/2021 To 9/3/2021
$15.00 won 4 votes

Captain Hook, Captain Crunch, and Captain America walk into a bar. Hook says, "Ahoy mates, I'll buy the first round. Just let me go to the bathroom real quick."

The others wait and when Hook comes back Captain America asks, "Hey Hook, how bout those drinks?"

Hook yells, "Shove it up yer stars and stripes, ya flag waving boy scout!"

America turns to Crunch, "Why's he suddenly so irate?"

Crunch says, "Well, that's what happens when you take the P out of a pirate."

4 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "merk" |