Past Winners

5/22/2020 To 5/29/2020
$10.00 won 4 votes
 

The train was about to pull out of the station. A young man ran towards it and managed to throw his bag in and climb aboard just in time.

A fellow passenger looked at him and said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker and still be fresh. Look at you, panting away."

The young man took a deep breath and said, "I missed this train at the last station."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
5/22/2020 To 5/29/2020
$9.00 won 6 votes

Maddi: "But you've only known the man for two weeks! You're not thinking of marrying him are you?"

Julia: "Well it isn't as if he's a total stranger... I have a girlfriend that was engaged to him for several years."

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Benjones" |
5/22/2020 To 5/29/2020
$8.00 won 5 votes

Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied Judi, "as long as I can sell the car."

"Okay," said Judi's friend. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Judi, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied Judi, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Merkv814" |
5/22/2020 To 5/29/2020
$7.00 won 4 votes

Little Johnny: I’m not going back to school anymore.

Mom: Why not?

Little Johnny: On Monday the teacher said that four and four make eight. On Tuesday she said six and two make eight. Today she said five and three make eight. I’m not going back until she makes up her mind.

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |