Past Winners

5/13/2022 To 5/20/2022
$8.00 won 3 votes

How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings arcade game?

None... it only takes Tolkiens!

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
5/13/2022 To 5/20/2022
$7.00 won 3 votes

There was once a handyman who had a dog named Mace. Mace was a great dog except he had one weird habit: he liked to eat grass -- not just a little bit, but in quantities that would make a lawnmower blush. And nothing, it seemed, could cure him of it. One day, the handyman lost his wrench in the tall grass while he was working outside. He looked and looked, but it was nowhere to be found.

As it was getting dark, he gave up for the night and decided to look the next morning. When he awoke, he went outside and saw that his dog had eaten all the grass in the area, around where he had been working, and his wrench now lay in plain sight, glinting in the sun.

Going out to get his wrench, he called the dog over to him and said, "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me."

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
5/13/2022 To 5/20/2022
$6.00 won 2 votes

Billy: Though my Aunt is very dear to me the truth is, no one likes her homemade pudding except you Johnny. Tell me why you always get a double helping and also take the leftovers home?

Johnny: I use it to patch the cracks in my driveway; it lasts for years.

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Marty" |
5/13/2022 To 5/20/2022
$5.00 won 1 votes

A man flies into a new city on business. When he got to the hotel he realized he came down with laryngitis. He decided to call a doctor before he completely lost his voice.

He looks up a doctor’s phone number and calls him. A woman picks up the phone. The man, not being able to talk loud, whispers, “Is the doctor in?”

The woman whispers back, “He just left. It’s safe to come in now.”

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |