Past Winners

8/12/2022 To 8/19/2022
$7.00 won 1 votes

I got a big envelope in the mail that had written on the front, "Photographs: Do Not Bend."

Underneath the mailman wrote, "Oh, yes they do."

1 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
8/12/2022 To 8/19/2022
$6.00 won 1 votes

A couple were returning home after a night out. The husband forgot his keys so the wife, a little annoyed, uses her keys to try to open the door. But the lock wouldn't budge. She asked her husband to turn on the flashlight and tried it again. The lock wouldn't budge. After trying for 20 minutes, she finally hands over the keys to the husband and says, "Here, you try".

The husband inserts the key into the hole and turns. The lock opens immediately. No sooner the husband takes the key out of the locks, the wife quips, "You see... now THAT'S how you hold the light!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
8/12/2022 To 8/19/2022
$5.00 won 1 votes

After five long years, I’ve come up with the best clock joke ever…

…it’s about time!

1 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
8/5/2022 To 8/12/2022
$50.00 won 3 votes

It was my wedding day, and no one was happier than my 78-year-old mother.

But as she approached the church doors, an usher asked, “Which side are you on?”

“Oh, no,” she said. “Are they fighting already?”

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |