Past Winners

10/9/2020 To 10/16/2020
$9.00 won 5 votes

What tree has the most hair?

A fir tree!

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "eslippin" |
10/9/2020 To 10/16/2020
$8.00 won 5 votes
 

"What is your brother's name?"

Little Jane: "I don't know yet. We can't understand a word he says."

5 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
10/9/2020 To 10/16/2020
$7.00 won 5 votes

One day a man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of water. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the man by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?"

The man said very apologetically, "I am so very sorry sir. Please forgive me. I can't help it. It's an illness I can't get rid of. I am so ashamed of it. How can I make it up to you?"

The bartender answered, "Haven't you seen anyone about this problem?"

The man replied, "I never thought of that. Maybe I will."

The bartender said, "Don't come back until you do get help," and the man left. About three months later the man came back to the same bar. He ordered another glass of water, drank half of it, and poured the rest on the bartender.

The bartender shouted, "I thought I told you not to come back until you got help!"

The man replied, "I did, and it worked out great! Now I don't feel ashamed at all!"

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
10/9/2020 To 10/16/2020
$6.00 won 1 votes

Man: I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?

Little boy: I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.

Man: Why should I pay you so much?

Little boy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.

1 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |