Past Winners

12/28/2017 To 1/4/2018
$12.00 won 17 votes

What do cows listen to on their headphones?

Moo-sic!

17 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
12/28/2017 To 1/4/2018
$9.00 won 8 votes

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln who?

Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
12/28/2017 To 1/4/2018
$8.00 won 4 votes

The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher told her students about an angel appearing to Joseph in a dream, warning him about danger to the baby Jesus and telling him how to escape from it.

After the story time, the students were given an opportunity to draw a picture about the story. Most of the pictures were predictable, but Johnny's had an odd element in it. "Johnny," began the teacher, "I see Joseph and Mary with the baby Jesus on a donkey, but what is that following the donkey?

"It's the flea, teacher."

"What flea?" she asked.

The boy faithfully replied, "The Bible verse says, 'Take Mary and Jesus and flea to Egypt.' So there's Mary, there's Jesus, and there's the flea."

4 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
12/28/2017 To 1/4/2018
$7.00 won 2 votes

Don't ever run with Bagpipes...

You could poke an eye out...

Or worse yet, you could get kilt!

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |