Past Winners

9/1/2023 To 9/8/2023
$12.00 won 3 votes

Boarding the aircraft for the first time, Judy settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat."

"Go away and find another seat!" Judy replied.

He said, "Okay, fine, you fly the plane."

3 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
9/1/2023 To 9/8/2023
$10.00 won 2 votes

Laughter is the best medicine...

Unless you have broken ribs.

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "greens52" |
9/1/2023 To 9/8/2023
$9.00 won 2 votes

A New York businessman buys a newspaper, glances at the front page, throws it away.

Next day, he does the same thing. This goes on for days.

Eventually, the newspaper guy asks, "Why do you do keep doing that?"

"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"

"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"

"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be."

2 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
9/1/2023 To 9/8/2023
$8.00 won 2 votes

A mother and son where out for lunch at a diner.

The waitress says, "Cops and kids under 5 eat for free!"

Mother discreetly nudges her 6 year old.

The son says, "I'm a police."

2 votes

posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |