Past Winners

7/5/2019 To 7/12/2019
$8.00 won 8 votes

A guy kept boring his friends by going on and on about his ideas for a musical based on his life.

Eventually one of them said to him, “Look man, there’s no need to make a song and dance about it!”

8 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
7/5/2019 To 7/12/2019
$7.00 won 7 votes

A secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."

"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once."

"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You're not sterile."

7 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Tristan Cook" |
7/5/2019 To 7/12/2019
$6.00 won 6 votes

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism.

"We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the things we should be happy about is, in this country we are all free."

Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, "I'm not free. I'm four!"

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
7/5/2019 To 7/12/2019
$5.00 won 5 votes

What's the difference between a vision and a sight?

When my wife gets dressed up for a party she looks like a vision and when she wakes up in the morning she's a sight!

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |