Past Winners

2/7/2019 To 2/14/2019
$8.00 won 4 votes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2/7/2019 To 2/14/2019
$7.00 won 4 votes

My daughter was working for the American Embassy in Australia when she was expecting her first child. I was so happy when she texted me with the news.

"I'm a grandfather!" I said to my coworkers.

"When was she born?" somebody queried.

Recalling the date she told me, I thought for a minute and said in a calm voice, "Tomorrow!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Retired Terp" |
2/7/2019 To 2/14/2019
$6.00 won 4 votes
 

I don't know why most people think a dog's life is so easy.

Every time I come home from work, I ask my dog how his day went.

He always says, "Rough!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "detour00" |
2/7/2019 To 2/14/2019
$5.00 won 4 votes

Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: A private tutor.

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |