Boarding the aircraft for the first time, Judy settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat."
"Go away and find another seat!" Judy replied.
He said, "Okay, fine, you fly the plane."
A New York businessman buys a newspaper, glances at the front page, throws it away.
Next day, he does the same thing. This goes on for days.
Eventually, the newspaper guy asks, "Why do you do keep doing that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be."