Past Winners

Therapist: "So why do you want to end your marriage?"

Wife: "I hate the constant star wars puns."

Husband: "Divorce is strong with this one!"

Tech: "Hello, this is tech support. What can I help you with today?"

User: (describes problem)

Tech: (rattles off computer jargon)

User: "Sorry, I don't understand. Can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?"

Tech: "Okay... 'Hi, could you please put your mommy on the phone?'"

Sign inside a bowling alley:

"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

“Daddy, I inherited my intelligence from you, didn’t I?”

“That’s right my clever girl!”

“That makes sense, because mommy still has hers.”