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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 100
# of followers : 10
# of following: 30
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 105.00
$12.00 won 5 votes

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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Why was the eagle in handcuffs?

The police thought he was a flight risk!

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Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."

The attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The attorney replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."

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