holiday jokes

Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday.

This year I went shopping on Black Friday!

I have planned out my Valentine's Day:

1) Awaken, and have breakfast in bed.

2) Chocolates for lunch.

3) Watch a romantic movie.

4) Dinner for two at a romantic restaurant.

5) Regret eating two dinners.

This may be surprising for many of my friends, but I happen to have a date for Valentine's Day...

It's February 14.

He's making a list, he's checking it twice.

He left it at home, he's texting his wife...