holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...

He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."

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posted by "mcdanijt" |
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Why is it always a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?

Because you should never press your luck.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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"That guy was so happy that it's St Patrick's day, that he was literally bouncing off the walls!"

"Who was it?"

"Rick O'Shea."

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posted by "Don in B'ville" |
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A snobby man looked at me at a party and said, "You look poor!"

"Well," I clarified, "I've got an outfit for everyday of the week."

"Do you really?" he replied.

I said, "Yes. It's this one!"

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posted by "Christopher Liam" |