As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...
He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."
Why is it always a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
"That guy was so happy that it's St Patrick's day, that he was literally bouncing off the walls!"
"Who was it?"
A snobby man looked at me at a party and said, "You look poor!"
"Well," I clarified, "I've got an outfit for everyday of the week."
"Do you really?" he replied.
I said, "Yes. It's this one!"