holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer.

He said to me, "You can't drink while you're working."

I said, "Oh, don't worry - I'm not working."

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posted by "ERS" |
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Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?

That’s right—he was elf taught.

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day...

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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posted by "stee" |
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A guy comes home with a cat in his arms and says, "The man says this is a Cannibal monkey."

The wife says, "You are drunk an talking out your head!"

"Shush, I'm talking to the cat."

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posted by "Lambert F. Novak" |