holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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“Are you making any New Year’s Resolutions?” my friend asked.

“Yes. I’ve resolved to stop playing so much polo,” I remarked.

“Since when have you been playing polo?"

“Never. But I figured that is one resolution I could keep!”

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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My family likes to sing carols during the holidays. Alas, I have a cold this year, so when I offered to lead one of the carols, my cousin suggested that I sing away in a manger...

Far, far away, in a manger.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?

One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |