“Are you making any New Year’s Resolutions?” my friend asked.
“Yes. I’ve resolved to stop playing so much polo,” I remarked.
“Since when have you been playing polo?"
“Never. But I figured that is one resolution I could keep!”
My family likes to sing carols during the holidays. Alas, I have a cold this year, so when I offered to lead one of the carols, my cousin suggested that I sing away in a manger...
Far, far away, in a manger.
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?
One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.