holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like everyone else!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Santa Claus has the right idea...

Visit people only once a year.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.

"You can't do that," argued my four-year-old.

"Don't worry. Santa will never know."

He shot me a look. "So he knows if I've been bad or good, but he doesn't know if you dropped a cookie on the floor?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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It must be almost Christmas....

.... because I just saw Easter eggs for sale.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |