holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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posted by "outward" |
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As I was waiting in the Doctor's office the day after Christmas I accidentally overheard a conversation between the desk employee and another patient on the phone.

Employee: "Ma'am the Doctor's office will be closed for the next few days due to the snow storm headed into town. Would you please choose a date to reschedule? Would sometime next week be fine?

I could hear the patient on the phone getting upset and not wanting to change her appointment.

Trying to be as polite as he could, the employee began again: "But ma'am when you show up this week for your appointment no one will be here because of the snow storm."

I then heard yelling from the woman on the line before she abruptly hung up. The employee shook his head in disbelief. Trying to make his day a little better I said, "You would think after Christmas people would have a better attitude."

Employee: "She's more Halloween than Christmas!"

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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Question: What does Santa Claus measure by?

Answer: Santa-meters

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posted by "Leah David" |
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Now that all of the coal mines are closed, all of those lumps of coal Santa left me are now worth a fortune!

I think I can corner the market with my supply alone... Thanks Santa!

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posted by "Marty" |