holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try out to become a member of the local Christmas choir.

After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, "I will have you sing tenor."

"You mean right next to the baritones?" I asked.

"No," he said, "I mean you should sing ten or more feet away from the choir."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do you drink on Halloween?

Boos.

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posted by "Glen Rae" |
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Baby Billy was sitting in his mother's kitchen, watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal.

"What are you doing?" Billy asked.

"Oh, I'm just stuffing the turkey," his mother replied.

"That's cool!" Billy said. "Are you going to hang it next to the bear?"

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posted by "merk" |
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What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like everyone else!

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posted by "wadejagz" |