How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
25... there's no 'L'...
Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings...
One by one...
As each relative goes home.
Two pumpkins in the pumpkin patch were discussing what they wanted to be for Halloween.
One said he wanted to be a Jack-O Lantern, "... but I don't know if I can make the cut."
How do you find the value of taking Yule to the x power?
You take the Yule log.