holiday jokes

I know. I know. People say, "It's the thought that counts, not the gift."

But couldn't people learn to think a bit bigger?!?!

What do you call a Santa Claus who has no money?

Saint Nickel-less!

You've finally have gone overboard with your ugly Christmas sweaters...

This one is so ugly, it makes Ralph Lauren just Ralph!

What is the most common sickness for Christmas Trees?

Tincel-itis!