When it comes to religion, I once tried atheism....
But I had to give it up for Lent.
Why is the Sea horse the most intelligent animal?
Because when reproducing, it is the only animal where the female says to the male, "Here's the eggs, you deal with them!"
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 4 shots.
What is the difference between a salon and a saloon?
A salon is where you go to make yourself look better.
A saloon is where you go to make everyone else look better.