one liner jokes

I don't believe in reincarnation...

I didn't believe in it the last time, either.

Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?

To a hop-tician!

Heard at an optometrist's convention... "The Eyes have it."

Did you hear about the guy who was wanted by a bank?

He was in debt with them, so he was wanted, "Debtor Alive"!