one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Heard at an optometrist's convention... "The Eyes have it."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Did you hear about the guy who was wanted by a bank?

He was in debt with them, so he was wanted, "Debtor Alive"!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I knew that Charlotte was cheating on me when she said that she was shopping with Jessie.

Meanwhile, Jessie was right next to me having dinner.

I was so hurt and disappointed.

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posted by "starkepatrik" |