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Tax Troubles
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Just found out on my tax return that there's a limit on dependents...


I thought 45 was reasonable, but I was wrong.

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A Ford Taurus and Uranium
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What do you get if you cross a Ford Taurus with uranium?

A Ford Fusion.

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posted by "Frank Stuttgen" |
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She Takes the Stairs
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My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...

I guess we are raised differently.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Read the Label
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Why are there never any "Good" side effects on medicines?

For once, I'd like to read a label on a medicine bottle that says, "May Cause Extreme Sexiness!!!"

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |