one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
1 votes

Turn your next trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge...

You do that by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.

1 votes

posted by "HENNE" |
$15.00 won 14 votes

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.

I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"

Six couples got up and quickly left.

14 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
1 votes

What If oxygen is slowly killing us...

And it just takes 75-100 years to fully work?

1 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

To succeed in life, you need three things...

A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

3 votes

posted by "worldHappyMan" |