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Working Out
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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today...

That’s 7 years in a row now...

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Lie Detector
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Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."

Ashley: "Really?"

Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."

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Toilet Paper
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I used to spin toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune...

Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe!

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Mathematician's Tombstone
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What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

"He didn't count on this..."

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