one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Becoming aware of one's character defects leads naturally to the next step...

Blaming one's parents.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Definition of Myrrh...

Myrrh: i. a type of perfume or incense;
ii. the second gift of the Magi;
iii. a great scrabble word when you are out of vowels.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.

Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.

Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.

Male zebras have white stripes... but female zebras have black stripes.

Money DOES talk... but to me it says goodbye.

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posted by "Harry F" |
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I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it???

It's a small world... but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious.

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posted by "Harry F" |