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Too Much Static
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A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity.

So I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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Grab the Bull by the Horns
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I often wonder...

How things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns?

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A True Gentleman
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I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.

And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Bad With American History
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A report says high school students aren't very good with American history.

On a recent test, a majority of seniors thought Lincoln's Gettysburg address was 'ALincoln@gettysburg.com'.

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posted by "merk" |