one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won't listen.

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You know you've reached middle age...

When you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.

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What is the time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement?

1 banano-second.

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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.

I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

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posted by "wadejagz" |