one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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What is “Consciousness"?

That annoying time between naps.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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If athletes get athlete’s foot...

Then do astronauts get mistletoe?

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posted by "Mary" |
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

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posted by "srg" |
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Seen on the door of a repair shop:

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING! (Please knock on the door—the bell doesn’t work.)

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posted by "sravanthi" |