one liner jokes

"Your call is very important to us...

... Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."

Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a windsurfer.

“Ooh, look, a snack!” cheers up the first one.

The second one nods appreciatively, “And on a nice little plate with even a napkin!"

I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child...

Where is this village and is there a number you can call?

I accidentally sat on my phone...

Siri suggested several local gyms.