one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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"Your call is very important to us...

... Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a windsurfer.

“Ooh, look, a snack!” cheers up the first one.

The second one nods appreciatively, “And on a nice little plate with even a napkin!"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child...

Where is this village and is there a number you can call?

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I accidentally sat on my phone...

Siri suggested several local gyms.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |