one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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On a Butcher's window....

"Let Me Meat Your Needs!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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In a Podiatrist's window there was a sign:

"Time Wounds All Heels!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do people in China call their fancy plates?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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The secret to success is sincerity...

And once you learn to fake it, you've got it made!

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posted by "wadejagz" |