I don't believe in reincarnation...
I didn't believe in it the last time, either.
Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?
To a hop-tician!
Heard at an optometrist's convention... "The Eyes have it."
Did you hear about the guy who was wanted by a bank?
He was in debt with them, so he was wanted, "Debtor Alive"!