one liner jokes

Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?

To a hop-tician!

Heard at an optometrist's convention... "The Eyes have it."

Did you hear about the guy who was wanted by a bank?

He was in debt with them, so he was wanted, "Debtor Alive"!

The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!