one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why is there no egg in eggplant?

Why is there no ham in a hamburger?

How come English Muffins do not come from England?

How come French Fries do not come from France?

Why doesn’t pineapple contain apples or pines?

How come a Guinea Pig is neither a pig nor is it from Guinea?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Buy your thermometers in the wintertime...

They're much lower then.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?

One has a bill on their face and the other has their face on a bill.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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When it comes to telling her age, she's shy...

About 10 years shy!!!

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posted by "wadejagz" |