one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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What kind of face cream do Matadors use?

Olay!

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posted by "Robert Hill" |
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Think about it...

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and announces, ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!''

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |