one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Do you know how long Grandfather Clocks have been around?

Since the beginning of time...

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posted by "MouthDiapers" |
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A friend of mine asked me to go to the front of his car to see if his turn signal was working.

I did and yelled out, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No..."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"Did your identical twin ever call you UGLY?"

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posted by "PastorMcCue" |
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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes?

Come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

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posted by "wadejagz" |