one liner jokes

If instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow?

Only to be troubled and insecure for the rest of their lives?

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek...

Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?

Keep stress out of your life...

Give it to others instead.

Why do bagpipe players always walk while they play?

Is it to get away from the noise?