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Rabbits On His Head
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares!

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posted by "SRD" |
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He Did It His Way
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"To do is to be..." -- Descartes.

"To be is to do..." -- Sartre.

"Do be do be do..." – Sinatra!

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Playing Chess
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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting!”

So we stopped playing chess.

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Standing Outside
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I'm gonna go stand outside...

So if anybody asks, you can just say I am outstanding!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |