one liner jokes

It is a scientific fact...

That your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.

I have one cup of coffee every morning to start the day off right...

The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit!

If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed...

I’d have $6.30 right now!