one liner jokes

The trouble with talking too fast...

Is that you might say something you haven't thought of yet!

"You have to work on this, you can't keep arriving late for work."

"The trouble with getting to work on time, is that it makes the day so long."

They say we learn from our mistakes.

That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.

Soon I'll be a genius!

Why are there always more last minute details to attend to than there are actual last minutes???