one liner jokes

What kind of face cream do Matadors use?

Olay!

Think about it...

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to!

Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and announces, ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!''