one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Just found out on my tax return that there's a limit on dependents...


I thought 45 was reasonable, but I was wrong.

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Fasteddie686" |
4 votes

What do you get if you cross a Ford Taurus with uranium?

A Ford Fusion.

4 votes

posted by "Frank Stuttgen" |
5 votes

My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...

I guess we are raised differently.

5 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

Why are there never any "Good" side effects on medicines?

For once, I'd like to read a label on a medicine bottle that says, "May Cause Extreme Sexiness!!!"

3 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |