one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why did Miss Muffet need directions?

She lost her Whey.

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posted by "Narvon7" |
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Sometimes I like my steak under cooked...

But that's rare.

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posted by "Narvon7" |
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The New Yorker asked his friend if he was a Giant fan...

His friend said, "No, I'm an air conditioner."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe?

Slippers!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |