one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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If instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow?

Only to be troubled and insecure for the rest of their lives?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek...

Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Keep stress out of your life...

Give it to others instead.

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Why do bagpipe players always walk while they play?

Is it to get away from the noise?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |