one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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I got gas today for $1.49...

Unfortunately, it was Taco Bell.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target and...

Long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My New Years resolution is to start reading more...

So I enabled the subtitles on my TV.

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posted by "Glen Rae" |
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Why don't skeletons ever get mad?

Nothing gets under their skin.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |