one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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I used to have a fear of hurdles...

But I got over it!

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posted by "Narvon7" |
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What is unique about Humans?

Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

Where do electrical engineers go after work?

They go ohm!

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posted by "Oneman" |
2 votes

Words that mean what they sound like...

Counterfeiters: workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |