A researcher claims he has perfected a cure for deafness.
Now I’ve heard everything.
For a while I worked at a sarcastic tattoo parlor.
I quit because I couldn’t take the needling.
Dean of Students: "And where have you been for the last week?"
Student: "Stop me if you've heard this one..."
I tried to sue a company that sold an expensive camera that wouldn’t focus.
There was no resolution.