one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Dean of Students: "And where have you been for the last week?"

Student: "Stop me if you've heard this one..."

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I tried to sue a company that sold an expensive camera that wouldn’t focus.

There was no resolution.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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"Can you stand on your head?"

"Nope. It's too high."

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Quasimodo wasn’t exactly sure what was wrong with his back, but he had a hunch.

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posted by "Glen Rae" |