one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why does the sun rise in the east?

Because it can't rise in the west!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

Let's be real here, you are never going to find an elephant that has only one hand!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

Easily, he sleeps at night.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What looks like half an apple?

The other half.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |