one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"...

By Robin Banks.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Despite what some people think, since the world is arguably 75% water that is not carbonated,...

One could accurately say that it's technically flat.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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What's the difference between Big Ben and Tic Tok?

One tells time, the other wastes time.

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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There are no canaries in the Canary Islands.

And in the Virgin Islands...

Well, there are no canaries there either.

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posted by "wadejagz" |