one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Why did the barber win the race?

Because he took a short-cut!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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The 50-50-90 rule:

If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right...

There’s a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"What happened, where were you?"

"Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |