I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"...
By Robin Banks.
Despite what some people think, since the world is arguably 75% water that is not carbonated,...
One could accurately say that it's technically flat.
What's the difference between Big Ben and Tic Tok?
One tells time, the other wastes time.
There are no canaries in the Canary Islands.
And in the Virgin Islands...
Well, there are no canaries there either.