one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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There is no right way to do the wrong thing...

But there is definitely a wrong way to do the right thing!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"Evidently, my pain pills are not working."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, you're still here."

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posted by "Skippy" |
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To err is human... To admit it, now that's a mistake!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I believe scissors ought to come in packaging that doesn't require scissors to start with.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |