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What is the time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement?

1 banano-second.

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Someone Just Called
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.

I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

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Give It Some What?
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How do you get a fish high?

Give it some sea-weed.

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Services Offered
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Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in.

Childhood is the free trial.

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