one liner jokes

What is a bargain shopper's favorite movie?


Goodwill Hunting.

I can please only one person per day... and today is not your day!

Tomorrow isn’t looking good either for you either.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing...

But there is definitely a wrong way to do the right thing!

"Evidently, my pain pills are not working."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, you're still here."