one liner jokes

I spilled spot remover on my dog...

He's gone now.

Do you ever wonder...

Why do they report power outages on TV?

If instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow?

Only to be troubled and insecure for the rest of their lives?

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek...

Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?