one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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How did the octopus defeat the shark?

He was well armed!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Stroke a cat...

And you will have a permanent job.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I started out with nothing!

And I still have most of it left.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Sign on Music Store: "Out to Lunch, Bach at 1:00, Offenbach at 2:00"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |