one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Teach your kids about taxes...

Eat 30% of their ice cream.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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If athletes get athlete's foot....

Does that mean astronauts get mistletoe?

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posted by "iamacutie" |
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?

A Pink Car-nation!

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posted by "iamacutie" |
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Do married people live longer than single people?

Or does it just feel that way?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |