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Wanna have a little fun?

Go to an antique store and ask, "What's new?"

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |

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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet...

I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

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posted by "Mounika" |

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in...

A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

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posted by "wadejagz" |

I like the paper my final exam is on.

It fascinates me.

I can sit and stare at it for hours.

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posted by "Parth" |