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Mounika

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 19
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 603.00
$15.00 won 16 votes

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.

“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”

The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries.

“He says you’re gonna die.”

16 votes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$9.00 won 15 votes

My teenage patient’s mother was concerned. “He must have a temperature,” she said. “He hasn’t taken our motorcycle out all day.”

“Let me ask you,” I said. “Do you have a thermometer?”

“No,” she said. “A Kawasaki.”

15 votes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$15.00 won 16 votes

Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “All right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”

Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”

Tech Support: “No, right click on ‘My Computer’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”

16 votes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$25.00 won 18 votes

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet...

I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

18 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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