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Mounika

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 27
# of followers : 8
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 818.00
$10.00 won 23 votes

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others.”

23 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$9.00 won 20 votes

A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said, "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest."

24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man, "Why didn't you raise your hand?"

The man replied, "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge."

20 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$12.00 won 24 votes

The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbor turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Even his son turned up.

“How old are you?” a tenant asked.

“I’m 81 years old,” the son answered.

The tenant shook her head. “They sure grow up fast, don’t they?”

24 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 19 votes

A father was buying bass lessons for his son. After the 1st week the father asked him what he had learned. The son said, "On my 1st lesson we learned about the E string."

The 2nd week came and after the lesson the father asked what had he learned that week. The son said, "On the 2nd lesson I learned about the A string."

The 3rd week came by and the father said to his son, "You know these are expensive lessons, what have you learned this week?"

The son said, "I quit the lessons, I already got a gig."

19 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |