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Mounika

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 27
# of followers : 8
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 818.00
$25.00 won 18 votes

A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. The farmer says, "Where did you leave the tractor?"

The wife replies, "In the Mill field."

But there's no way into the Mill field!"

"There is now."

18 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework.

One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ___________.”

His response: “Receipts.”

16 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 21 votes

Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"

[Pause]

Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."

21 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$9.00 won 14 votes

My teenage patient’s mother was concerned. “He must have a temperature,” she said. “He hasn’t taken our motorcycle out all day.”

“Let me ask you,” I said. “Do you have a thermometer?”

“No,” she said. “A Kawasaki.”

14 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mounika" |