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Mounika

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 20
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 612.00
$25.00 won 18 votes

A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. The farmer says, "Where did you leave the tractor?"

The wife replies, "In the Mill field."

But there's no way into the Mill field!"

"There is now."

18 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$9.00 won 15 votes

My teenage patient’s mother was concerned. “He must have a temperature,” she said. “He hasn’t taken our motorcycle out all day.”

“Let me ask you,” I said. “Do you have a thermometer?”

“No,” she said. “A Kawasaki.”

15 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

My elderly mother was rushed to the hospital following a serious tumble. There the staff placed a band around her wrist with large letters warning: Fall Risk.

Unimpressed, Mom said to me, “I’ll have them know I’m a winter, spring, and summer risk too!”

16 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$15.00 won 16 votes

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.

“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”

The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries.

“He says you’re gonna die.”

16 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Mounika" |