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Mounika

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 19
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 603.00
$25.00 won 18 votes

A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. The farmer says, "Where did you leave the tractor?"

The wife replies, "In the Mill field."

But there's no way into the Mill field!"

"There is now."

18 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$9.00 won 15 votes

My teenage patient’s mother was concerned. “He must have a temperature,” she said. “He hasn’t taken our motorcycle out all day.”

“Let me ask you,” I said. “Do you have a thermometer?”

“No,” she said. “A Kawasaki.”

15 votes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 23 votes

Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

"That's what they say," said his Dad.

"Well, give me an apple quick! I've just broken the doctor's window!"

23 votes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

My elderly mother was rushed to the hospital following a serious tumble. There the staff placed a band around her wrist with large letters warning: Fall Risk.

Unimpressed, Mom said to me, “I’ll have them know I’m a winter, spring, and summer risk too!”

16 votes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |