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$6.00 won 7 votes

How many PHILOSOPHERS does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to argue it's not dark. The other to argue that true light is impossible.

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posted by "barber7796" |
$8.00 won 21 votes

The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits.

"And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring."

"Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 15 votes

Teacher: What do you all aspire to become?

Student 1: A Doctor!

Student 2: An Engineer!

Student 3: A Lawyer!

Student 4: I just want to watch and see whether they'll become what they say they'll become."

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
3 votes

One day a college student comes home for spring break, and he and his dad start a conversation.

"So how are your classes?" Asks the father.

"Good."

"How is the football team playing this year?"

"Okay."

"Making new friends?"

"Some."

"What are you thinking of majoring in?"

"Communications."

3 votes

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posted by "Elijah Scot" |