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A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

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posted by "merk" |
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For those struggling with the English language, this may help...

Don't = Do not

Won't = Wo not!

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posted by "Francis Nicholas" |
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College is really just kidnapping done backwards...

If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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When a young man left his dorm and moved into an apartment, he went shopping for cleaning equipment. His cart was loaded with a broom, mop, dust-pan, sponges and a full array of cleaning products.

At the last minute he topped off his cart with a lone food purchase -- a large bag of potato chips.

Seeing the checkout clerk's quizzical look, he explained, "I'm a very messy eater."

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posted by "wadejagz" |