college jokes

Category: "College Jokes"
$10.00 won 17 votes

Teacher: What do you all aspire to become?

Student 1: A Doctor!

Student 2: An Engineer!

Student 3: A Lawyer!

Student 4: I just want to watch and see whether they'll become what they say they'll become."

17 votes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
2 votes

One day a college student comes home for spring break, and he and his dad start a conversation.

"So how are your classes?" Asks the father.

"Good."

"How is the football team playing this year?"

"Okay."

"Making new friends?"

"Some."

"What are you thinking of majoring in?"

"Communications."

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posted by "Elijah Scot" |
1 votes

Professor: And now, Mr. Jones, what do you know about French syntax?

Student: I didn't know they had to pay any.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

A new student at Harvard stopped an upperclassman and asked, "Where's the library at?"

The upperclassman said, "Never end a sentence with a preposition. Cops do it on TV, but it isn't proper, so to speak."

The new student said, "Pardon me. Where's the library at, MORON?"

3 votes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry F" |