college jokes

Category: "College Jokes"
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A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

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posted by "RS" |
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A not so bright student was asking why we studied only civics in school...

He wants to study other cars as well and not show favoritism towards Honda products!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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As the philosophy professor looked out over his 8:00 am class he noticed that half of them were sound asleep, and the remaining students were struggling to keep their eyes open. Near the back of the class sat Betty, bright eyed and bushy tailed, eagerly taking notes.

After class, the professor stopped Betty and asked, "Betty, why is it that half way through my lecture I notice that most of the students are sleeping, but there you are wide awake rapidly writing notes."

Betty replied, "Well, sir, the night before our class, I remove my contacs,and place them in the fridge. The next morning I put them on before class."

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posted by "Ed ORorke" |
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |