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The Dean is hospitalized after a heart attack.

As he is lying in his hospital bed reflecting on his near brush with death, an attendant arrives with a lovely bouquet of flowers.

The Dean asks the attendant to hand him the card and finds that it reads, "By a vote of 26 to 3 with 2 abstentions, the faculty wish you a speedy recovery."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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Q: What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?

A: “Whooaa, horsey, whooaa!”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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posted by "maryjones" |
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Thank you student loans for getting me through college...

I don't think I can ever pay you back.

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posted by "Egbert" |