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A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral.

"No problem," the teacher told him. "Make it up the following week." That week came, and again he couldn't take the test due to another funeral.

"You'll have to take the test early next week," the professor insisted. "I can't keep postponing it."

"I'll take the test next week if no one dies," the undergrad replied.

By now I the instructor was suspicious. "How can you have so many people you know pass away in three weeks?"

"I don't know any of these people," the student exclaimed. "But I'm the only gravedigger in town."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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John: When I was in college one of my professors did a study on "WHAT IS THE BEST LENGTH FOR A PERSON'S LEGS."

Fred: That sounds interesting.

John: Yes it was, and do you know what he found to be the best length for a person's legs?

Fred: No, what was it?

John: Just long enough to reach the ground.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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We were hosted by a community for our practicum in Nursing. The town hall was already full so the town representative offered the stage next to a basketball court for our temporary abode.

One student came to me and told me that one of our students, Jason, wouldn't sleep on the stage. I asked why.

My student replied, "Jason has stage fright."

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posted by "NKC" |
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Business professor: "Who can give me an example of a system where you are billed before you actually receive your goods?"

Student: "Tuition!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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