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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 239
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 77.00
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Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire parish:

DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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The police just pulled me over, he came up to my window and said, “Papers?”

I replied, “Scissors, I win” and drove off.

I think he wants a re-match because he’s been following me for 45 minutes.

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
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What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?

The letter 'M'.

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