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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2742
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 572.00
$8.00 won 3 votes

A seven-year-old boy dressed in his pajamas was safely pulled over by police after driving his mom's car 20 miles because he wanted to visit his dad.

The mother said the boy is really in trouble because he was only supposed to go to 7-11 for a gallon of milk and a pack of cigarettes.

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The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much.

The study revealed that this is due to the fact that 'Won Ton' spelled backward is 'Not Now'.

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Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?

It’s a long story…

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Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"

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