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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 118
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 29.00
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Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her...

They got married...

And now he is going through HELL!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”

Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”

Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”

Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal.”

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.

Two days later – same ticket, same cop.

“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”

“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
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