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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 4067
# of followers : 12
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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What is a Pessimist?

The real world dictionary defines a 'pessimist' as an optimist with no experience.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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COURTSHIP: Is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog.

MARRIAGE: Is what actually comes up in your garden.

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Have you heard about the lawyer’s word processor?

No matter what font you select, everything comes in fine print.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
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Last year for Christmas I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier...

I thought I would put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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