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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 1041
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 6
Location: United States
won: $ 241.00
2 votes

In a democracy it's your vote that counts...

In feudalism, it's your Count that votes!

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter?

It's just going to go out again, anyway.

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I had spent the late winter months waiting impatiently for signs of spring. When the first warm, sunny Saturday arrived, I eagerly unlocked the storm door and stepped onto our patio deck.

I was pleased by the sight of green sprouts and the sounds of singing birds. More than anything else, I was delighted in the sweet aroma of the spring air.

Knocking on the kitchen window, I beckoned to my wife to join me in enjoying the pleasures of the season. She quietly brought me back to earth when she reminded me that I was standing over the dryer vent, inhaling the scent of fabric softener.

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A mother walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I would like vitamins for my son."

"Vitamin A, B or C?" the pharmacist asked.

It doesn't matter," the mother replied. "He can't read yet."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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