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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 1180
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 259.00
4 votes

Two brothers were fast asleep in their room when the eldest heard a thud sound.

Eldest: What's that sound?

Youngest: Oh, it's just my t-shirt falling off my bed.

Eldest: T-shirt? Why was it so loud?

Youngest: Because I was still in it.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

Bob was sitting on the plane at Cleveland waiting to fly to Chicago, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale hands shaking in fear.

"What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked.

"No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Chicago. The people are crazy there, right? Lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor schools, and the highest crime rate in the USA."

Bob replied, "I've lived in Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. I've worked there for 14 years and never had the slightest trouble."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you've lived and worked there all those years and say its OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck..."

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chickens didn't exist yet!

3 votes