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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2242
# of followers : 6
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eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 391.00
$8.00 won 3 votes
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On the farm where I was raised, home canning was a big thing. Most folks had a garden and ate out of it all summer, the surplus was put up in bottles for the winter.

The common saying was:
"WE EAT WHAT WE CAN, AND WHAT WE CAN'T, WE CAN."

3 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$6.00 won 3 votes

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

It's two gross!

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$5.00 won 2 votes

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A sourpuss.

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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If a word is misspelled in the dictionary...

How would we ever know?

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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