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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 696
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 9
Location: United States
won: $ 151.00
$6.00 won 3 votes

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

It's two gross!

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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On the farm where I was raised, home canning was a big thing. Most folks had a garden and ate out of it all summer, the surplus was put up in bottles for the winter.

The common saying was:
"WE EAT WHAT WE CAN, AND WHAT WE CAN'T, WE CAN."

3 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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Sign on a maternity room door...

"Push, Push, Push!"

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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Men are like coolers...

Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.

2 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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