Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It's two gross!
How are wives like hand grenades?
Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
My wife said she'd like to have another baby...
I agreed. The one we have is starting to annoy me.
How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does it matter?
It's just going to go out again, anyway.