star wars jokes

Category: "Star Wars Jokes"
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Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kanobe were visiting a Chinese restaurant one day. After being brought their meals, Luke attempted to use the chopsticks, but never quite got the hang of it and kept dropping food everywhere, with utterly frustrated him.

"Do not despair, young Skywaler," Obi-Wan said. "Just use the forks."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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What do you call a Jedi in denial?

Obi-Wan Cannot Be

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What did the jealous storm trooper say to the friend who stole his girlfriend and was now going to marry her?

"May divorce be with you!"

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |
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"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"

"Off course we are..."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |