What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be
What did the jealous storm trooper say to the friend who stole his girlfriend and was now going to marry her?
"May divorce be with you!"
"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"
"Off course we are..."
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much.