star wars jokes

Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?

In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

A man in a business suit was reading the paper on a crowded subway car yet no one sat within ten feet of him. A rather disheveled man sat down beside him and said, "I can tell the force is within you!"

The well dressed man looked over the top of his reading glasses and replied, "No, actually it passed about five minutes ago."

What is Darth Vader favorite coffee?

Dark Roast.

Darth Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas.

Luke Skywalker: How would you know that?

Darth Vader: I've felt your presence.