star wars jokes

Category: "Star Wars Jokes"
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What did the jealous storm trooper say to the friend who stole his girlfriend and was now going to marry her?

"May divorce be with you!"

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"

"Off course we are..."

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Friend: "Hey can you help me get tickets for the new Star Wars movie?"

Me: "Sure, I can lend you a Han!"

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posted by "Joanna" |