What did the jealous storm trooper say to the friend who stole his girlfriend and was now going to marry her?
"May divorce be with you!"
"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"
"Off course we are..."
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much.
Friend: "Hey can you help me get tickets for the new Star Wars movie?"
Me: "Sure, I can lend you a Han!"