Yo' momma is so stupid...
She tried to save a fish from drowning.
Yo' momma is so big...
It take her 24 hours just to get up... And by the time she gets up, it's time to lay back down because the day is over with!
Yo' momma so dumb, that she thinks the word dumb is spelled D-U-M.
I approached her and said that there was a silent 'B' at the end of the word.
She said, “There is? Well be quiet then. We don’t want it to wake up and start stinging us!”
Yo mamma so dumb, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor!
Yo mamma so dumb, she fell up the stairs!