Yo mamma so dumb...
...that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetic order
...she put paper on the television and called it pay-per-view
...she went to an orthodontist to get a Bluetooth
Yo Momma is so fat, she doesn't need the Internet...
She's already WORLD WIDE!!!
Yo' Momma is so fat...
The only letters she knows in the alphabet are K, F, C!
Yo' Momma is so ugly...
She made my HAPPY MEAL cry!