school jokes

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7 votes

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.

"My father grows beans," said one girl.

"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.

A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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posted by "mickey" |
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I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about groups. In one exercise, pupils were asked to label a group of items according to their common characteristics.

Pictured were onion rings, doughnuts, a bundt cake, and ring cookies. The correct answer would have been that all the items have holes in the center.

But one health-conscious boy's response was, "All of those things contain too much cholesterol."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
5 votes

During a test...

People look up for inspiration,

Look down in desperation,

And left and right for information!

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Kishore" |
1 votes

When I was in elementary school, I learned about exaggeration.

I had like ten thousand tests on it and my teacher would kill me if I didn't spell it right.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |