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A junior-high student was studying astronomy and enjoying it greatly.

One morning at breakfast she mentioned, "On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon."

Her little brother piped up, "Are you gonna let her go, Mom???"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Teacher: Class when you grow up what do you want to be and why?

Student 1: I want to be a doctor, to help those who are in need.

Student 2: I want to be a lawyer, to also help those who are in need.

Student 3: When I grow up, I'll probably be the one in need...

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posted by "Alydar" |
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In high school, two boys, two friends (one Spanish and one American), were talking about the grades they received in their classes.

American boy: "You got an F in Spanish! How could that happen? Spanish is what you speak at home and stuff."

Spanish boy: "Probably the same way you got an F in English."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text.

"I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he told the audience. "She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could ever do justice."

At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, "Sorry, but it's really hard to read my mother's handwriting."

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posted by "HENNE" |