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Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”

Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair.”

Little Johnny is relieved, “Okay, Mrs Roberts, good to know. By the way, I didn't do my homework last night."

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posted by "Akshay143" |
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"Did you know that 4 out of 3 people can’t do basic math skills?"

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.

Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless student kept clicking the "Print" command.

The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid’s ten-page report.

The topic?

"Save Our Trees."

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posted by "stee" |
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"Guess what?" yelled my high schooler as he burst through the door. "I got a 100 on the Spanish quiz that I didn’t even know we were having."

"That’s great!" I said. "But why didn’t you know about the quiz?"

"Because our teacher told us about it in Spanish."

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posted by "srg" |