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A fifth grade science teacher began her discussion of atoms by saying, "Never trust an atom... they make up everything!"

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posted by "Jquattro" |
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Mary's fourth-grade homework assignment was to make sentences using the words in her spelling list, along with the definition.

Coming across the word "frugal" in the list, she asked her father what it meant. He explained that being frugal meant you saved something.

Her paper read...

Frugal: to save

Sentence: Maid Marion fell into a pit when she went walking in the woods so she yelled for someone to come get her out.

She yelled "Frugal me, Frugal me!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Father: "Son, what is this 'F' in your report card? Huh?"

Son: (thinking) "Well, 'F' means Fassed!"

Father: "Ah, okay. And here I thought it was for Ferfect!"

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posted by "takella" |
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.

"My father grows beans," said one girl.

"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.

A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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posted by "mickey" |