Why did the triangle refuse to be friends with the circle?
It found the circle pointless.
"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"
"You don't know your arithmetic."
"You don't know my father!"
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
The River Ravi flows in which state?
A liquid one.