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Teacher: If I tear a piece of paper into four, what do I get?

Student: Quarters

Teacher: And if I divide it into eight?

Student: Eighths

Teacher: And if I divide it into eight thousand parts?

Student: Confetti.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I’ll do algebra, I’ll do statistics, I’ll even do trigonometry…

But graphing, THAT is where I draw the line!

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posted by "ERS" |
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A first grade teacher collected old, well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. Here are the results:

* Better be safe than ... Punch a 5th Grader.

* It's always darkest before ... Daylight saving time.

* You can lead a horse to water, but ... How?

* You can't teach an old dog ... Math.

* Love all, trust ... Me.

* The pen is mightier than the ... Pigs.

* You get out of something what you ... See pictured on the box.

* When the blind leadeth the blind ... Get out of the way.

* There is no fool like ... Aunt Eddie.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What do you call a stoner who is completing their PhD?

A Hypothesis

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posted by "zieglarnatta" |