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Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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It was an emotional day for me when my six-year-old twins headed off for their first day of school. Four-year-old Andrew and I accompanied them to the corner to wait for the bus. When it arrived and the boys climbed on and waved good-bye, I could no longer hold back my tears.

"Don't cry, Mommy," said Andrew reassuringly. "Maybe one day you'll get to ride in a school bus too!"

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posted by "merk" |
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One day, Edgar got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?"

He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class."

"Wow, my son is a genius! What was the question?"

"The question was, 'Who threw the eraser at the principal's head?'"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it. The note read, “One dollar per point please.”

The professor returned the test the following with $40 and a note attached. The note read, “Here's your $40 change.”

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posted by "ERS" |